The 2010 Kentucky Derby Thread

[C.C.R.]

Ahh, the 2010 Kentucky Derby is almost upon us.  Four weeks of media hype, three hours of fluff, two minutes of real action & one awful drink that's a waste of a good bourbon.

It all sounds an awful lot like Date Night in La Casa de CCR -- nags included...

[The Brain]

 

[Ed Anger]

I should have made hot browns.

[Caliga]

I'd never use good bourbon to make a mint julep CCR. 

I have a stash of Woody that nobody but I may touch.

[Caliga]

I should have made hot browns.

Meh, overrated.

[Jaron]

Hot browns are not overrated. You little fake ass frugal gourmet.

[Caliga]

Hot browns are not overrated. You little fake ass frugal gourmet.

My ass is definitely not little and most certainly not fake.  Only porn stars have fake asses. 

[Jaron]

Hot browns are not overrated. You little fake ass frugal gourmet.

My ass is definitely not little and most certainly not fake.  Only porn stars have fake asses. 

[Ed Anger]

I should have made hot browns.

Meh, overrated.

You aren't invited.

[Jaron]

Am I invited. . . .

[Ed Anger]

Intruders will be shot.

[Jaron]

I axed you a question.

[Ed Anger]

You were answered.

[C.C.R.]

I'd never use good bourbon to make a mint julep CCR. 

I have a stash of Woody that nobody but I may touch.

Ahh, but the problem is that I won't have shitty bourbon in my house.  I mean, what's the point?

[Caliga]

We always keep Old Granddad or Ten High around for the making of bourbon balls or as a generic cocktail mixer.