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Started by Scipio, April 26, 2010, 10:37:10 PM

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Scipio

I come home from teaching today, and my door is triple locked.  Can't get in.  I bang on the door, and my wife answers, brandishing a knife.  Apparently, she had been surprised in our backyard today by a young dazzling urbanite, after I had left to go teach.  She bitched him out and he left, saying something about how he was just on the path (whatever the fuck that means).

I call the HPD for a drive through patrol.

An hour later, my wife and I hear noise next door.  Two minutes later, HPD pulls up and arrests a young dazzling urbanite, who had broken into the neighbor's house when both we, and the neighbors the next house over were all home (four cars parked within 100 feet of this house, each house fully lit up).  The kicker: unmarked police cruiser across the street, parked, while the house is getting broken into.

Fucking morons.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

garbon

The English language got crimed on. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Jaron

Why don't you just say nigger? Why all the dressing up of words?
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Razgovory

Quote from: Jaron on April 26, 2010, 10:52:32 PM
Why don't you just say nigger? Why all the dressing up of words?

His wife doesn't like him calling her that?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Scipio

We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

They take reports of black people seriously.
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garbon

Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

Is that supposed to be interesting? My block has had several occurrences of 14 squad cars being parked on it.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Jaron

Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

They take reports of black people seriously.

:lol: Good ol' Mississippi
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Caliga

Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
They take reports of black people seriously.
:lol: I'm pretty sure where Scip lives the majority of the populace is black.
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Caliga

Anyway, I think it might be time to move Scip.
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Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2010, 06:04:01 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
They take reports of black people seriously.
:lol: I'm pretty sure where Scip lives the majority of the populace is black.
Which is why get gets upset when one of them get's all uppity. 
PDH!

CountDeMoney

Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

They take reports of black people seriously.

The South has its moments.

Scipio

Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2010, 06:04:01 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
They take reports of black people seriously.
:lol: I'm pretty sure where Scip lives the majority of the populace is black.
Actually, I live in what is probably one of the whiter neighborhoods in downtown Hattiesburg.  My street is famously quiet, though- all the drunk drivers drive down it from the downtown bars at night.  And yesterday, they all drove past a dozen cops, very slowly.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt