Crazy German loon almost gets a bunch of polar bears killed

Started by Caliga, April 13, 2009, 03:27:11 PM

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Malthus

#15
April 14, 2009, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 14, 2009, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 14, 2009, 07:57:40 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 14, 2009, 07:32:10 AM
I rather expected you to make an anti-German comment.  FAIL.  :(

Mauled by a German bear - and not even in a techno dance club? Tisk.  :P

Well, that's better, but not quite "there".  Then again, you're a half-assed Jew compared to Seigey.  :hug:

:(

According to a garbage-eating tit-fetishist Kentucky redneck, I fail at Jewery. Woe is me.

:P
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Caliga

#16
April 14, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
I love how on Languish I both am and am not a Kentuckian at the same time, depending on how badly people want to insult me.  :lol:
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Malthus

#17
April 14, 2009, 08:26:46 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 14, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
I love how on Languish I both am and am not a Kentuckian at the same time, depending on how badly people want to insult me.  :lol:

Schrödinger's Redneck.  :D
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Caliga

#18
April 14, 2009, 08:28:56 AM
 :lmfao:
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Malthus

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April 14, 2009, 08:30:30 AM
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viper37

#20
April 14, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Caliga

#21
April 14, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
Can't watch at work, but does it have sound?  I saw a clip a day or so ago on CNN that was silent.
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DisturbedPervert

#22
April 14, 2009, 09:56:39 AM
Quote from: viper37 on April 14, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
Video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da2kmw7hEIk&feature=player_embedded

:lol:

That was pretty funny, but didn't look like much of a mauling.  They barely even got a taste.   :(

lustindarkness

#23
April 14, 2009, 10:06:01 AM
If I could afford it, I would buy this poor woman a vacation trip, maybe an Artic expedition.  ;)
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saskganesh

#24
April 14, 2009, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 14, 2009, 09:56:39 AM
Quote from: viper37 on April 14, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
Video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da2kmw7hEIk&feature=player_embedded

:lol:

That was pretty funny, but didn't look like much of a mauling.  They barely even got a taste.   :(

on watching, I think one got a peice of her ass.
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Caliga

#25
April 14, 2009, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: YouTube commentThats one way to lose that stubborn fat, get a polar bear to rip chunks out of you. screw weight watchers i'm off to the zoo.

:lol:
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Razgovory

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April 14, 2009, 06:57:51 PM
A real German would have found a fellow German to maul and eat her.  Or has that joke already been made yet?  I didn't check.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#27
April 14, 2009, 06:59:15 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 14, 2009, 06:57:51 PM
A real German would have found a fellow German to maul and eat her.  Or has that joke already been made yet?  I didn't check.

Didn't check either, but since this is Languish it's worth repeating 50 times.
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