Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

Started by Martinus, April 05, 2010, 10:00:36 AM

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Martinus

QuotePope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
APRIL 5, 2010 | ISSUE 46•14

VATICAN CITY—Calling the behavior shameful, sinful, and much more frequent than the Vatican was comfortable with, Pope Benedict XVI vowed this week to bring the widespread pedophilia within the Roman Catholic Church down to a more manageable level.

Addressing thousands gathered at St. Peter's Square on Easter Sunday, the pontiff offered his "most humble apologies" to abuse victims, and pledged to reduce the total number of molestations by 60 percent over the next five years.

"This is absolutely unacceptable," Pope Benedict said. "It seems a weakening of faith in God has prevented our priests from exercising moderation when sexually abusing helpless minors."

"And let me remind our clergy of the holy vows they all took when they entered the priesthood," he continued. "They should know that they're only allowed one small child every other month."

The pope said he was deeply disappointed to learn that the number of children sexually abused by priests was almost 10 times beyond the allowable limit clearly outlined in church doctrine. Admitting for the first time in public that the overindulgent touching of "tender, tender young flesh" had become a full-blown crisis, the Holy Father vowed to implement new reforms to bring the pedophilia rate back down to five children per 1,000 clergy.

"The truth is there will always be a little bit of molestation—it's simply unavoidable," Vatican spokesperson Rev. Federico Lombardi said. "But the fact that young boys have gotten much more attractive over the past few decades is no excuse for the blatant defiance of church limits that have been in place for centuries."

"The majority of priests don't want to molest kids at all," he added. "But for those who do, we must make sure they're doing it at a reasonable rate."

Following the pope's speech, the Vatican released a statement outlining its plan to reduce pedophilia. Starting next year, specially trained cardinals will make unannounced visits to inspect and observe random churches in order to ensure they are not going beyond diocese-wide molestation caps. The inspector-cardinals will grade each parish based on long, private interviews with altar boys in darkened church basements, and careful observation of priests' sexual activity.

These senior officials will also have the authority to enforce harsh punishments for any clergy member violating his allotment of pedophilia.

"If a priest goes even one child over the limit, there will be hell to pay," said Prefect Emeritus of the Congregation for Bishops Giovanni Battista Re, explaining the Vatican's new "Three Strikes, You're Out Rule." "After the third offense, the offending priest will immediately be moved to another parish. This will give officials time to investigate the case, and will act as an effective deterrent since it usually takes months for priests to gain the trust of the new children."

As a "goodwill measure," Cardinal Re said all churches will also be required to display a sign next to the altar showing the number of days since the last molestation.

Criticism of the pope's new plan has already begun to emerge from within the Catholic Church itself. Rev. Walter Moore, a pastor at St. Peter's in Chicago, questioned the Vatican's methodology in calculating the molestation rates, saying the church's inconsistent definition of pedophilia may have skewed the numbers.

"Is it technically pedophilia if the child's clothes are fully on the entire time? What if he's asleep when it happens?" Moore said. "It's time we had some clear guidance from Rome on this issue. For instance, the church counts it as one incident regardless of whether the child is molested multiple times by the same individual or by two priests at once. That's just plain wrong."

"Plus, if it's supposed to be a special secret between the priest and the boy, is it even any of the church's business in the first place?" he added. "Maybe Brandon is just trying to get attention."

The Vatican would not release details of the pope's upcoming world tour, in which he plans to clear up any confusion on the matter by personally demonstrating what constitutes molestation.

Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

Grallon

I wonder if all this brouhaha won't push people to abandon the Church and convert to Islam?  :yuk:





G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

DGuller

Had me going for a couple of paragraphs.  :blush: Damn Catholic church and their terrible PR, it makes recognizing The Onion articles so much harder.

Martinus

Quote from: Grallon on April 05, 2010, 10:19:46 AM
I wonder if all this brouhaha won't push people to abandon the Church and convert to Islam?  :yuk:





G.

Have you actually read the article? At least they are doing something finally. The question is if this is enough.

DGuller

Actually, now that I read the whole piece, it's not that subtle.  I just managed to pick a couple of the most subtle pieces at random while skimming the article.

Grallon

Quote from: Martinus on April 05, 2010, 10:24:55 AM


Have you actually read the article? At least they are doing something finally. The question is if this is enough.


I don't need to read the article to wonder about a tangential question.




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

Martinus

Quote from: DGuller on April 05, 2010, 10:28:19 AM
Actually, now that I read the whole piece, it's not that subtle.  I just managed to pick a couple of the most subtle pieces at random while skimming the article.

Yeah. The funny thing, on Facebook there are tons of people expressing outrage how this is too little too late from Vatican etc. :D

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius


Jaron

Yes, Grallon. This will drive people in droves to Islam. :rolleyes:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Siege



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