CHUCK NORRIS FACT: He made the South Rise Again.

Started by Fireblade, March 10, 2009, 10:13:08 PM

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Valmy

#30
March 11, 2009, 09:53:21 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 11, 2009, 09:44:12 AM
Anyway, I find it kinda funny how GOPtards managed to appropriate the "patriotic" rhetorics. I mean over the last 8 years they have repeatedly called liberals traitors at the mere disagreement with Bush, but now they pretty much get away scot-free with saying that they hope Obama fails in anything he tries or coming up openly treasonous stuff like that, while calling themselves true patriots.

Well I assure you not one GOP politician of any stature is in favor of the conspiracy nuts.

These are the paranoid conspiracy right wing types who flip out as if we just elected Chairman Mao everytime somebody to the left of Newt Gingrich is elected.
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Fireblade

#31
March 11, 2009, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 11, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
You got balls FB, trolling folks with your real name.

I really should make a fake facebook account for when I need to fuck with rightwingers.

Neil

#32
March 11, 2009, 10:00:03 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on March 11, 2009, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 11, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
You got balls FB, trolling folks with your real name.

I really should make a fake facebook account for when I need to fuck with rightwingers.
At any rate, be careful.  You wouldn't do well in prison.
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Fireblade

#33
March 11, 2009, 10:02:03 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 11, 2009, 10:00:03 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on March 11, 2009, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 11, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
You got balls FB, trolling folks with your real name.

I really should make a fake facebook account for when I need to fuck with rightwingers.
At any rate, be careful.  You wouldn't do well in prison.

Why would I be in prison? I'm not the one organizing right-wing terrorist cells.

Neil

#34
March 11, 2009, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on March 11, 2009, 10:02:03 AM
Why would I be in prison? I'm not the one organizing right-wing terrorist cells.
You're an addict.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Fireblade

#35
March 11, 2009, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 11, 2009, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on March 11, 2009, 10:02:03 AM
Why would I be in prison? I'm not the one organizing right-wing terrorist cells.
You're an addict.

Not anymore.  ;)

Evil Spock

#36
March 11, 2009, 12:20:21 PM
That's some batshit crazyness. Seems like he wants to fulfill his role in history as the Internet's greatest running joke.

Admiral Yi

#37
March 11, 2009, 12:53:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 11, 2009, 09:44:12 AM
Anyway, I find it kinda funny how GOPtards managed to appropriate the "patriotic" rhetorics. I mean over the last 8 years they have repeatedly called liberals traitors at the mere disagreement with Bush, but now they pretty much get away scot-free with saying that they hope Obama fails in anything he tries or coming up openly treasonous stuff like that, while calling themselves true patriots.
:D
I love the way you construct a generalization out of two mischaracterized data points.

Darth Wagtaros

#38
March 11, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: Evil Spock on March 11, 2009, 12:20:21 PM
That's some batshit crazyness. Seems like he wants to fulfill his role in history as the Internet's greatest running joke.

Where is the outrage at these actors who think they're political opinions matter?  I want Rush and Hannity to chime in on this madness.
PDH!

Slargos

#39
March 11, 2009, 01:05:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 11, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: Evil Spock on March 11, 2009, 12:20:21 PM
That's some batshit crazyness. Seems like he wants to fulfill his role in history as the Internet's greatest running joke.

Where is the outrage at these actors who think they're political opinions matter?  I want Rush and Hannity to chime in on this madness.

More importantly: where is the outrage at these americans who can't seem to grasp the difference between they're and their? I want someone to decapitate them all. Or if that is unacceptable, give them a good thrashing.

jimmy olsen

#40
March 11, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 11, 2009, 08:42:34 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 11, 2009, 08:39:48 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 11, 2009, 08:37:46 AM
What I find hilarious is that this guy is given public forum to speak, and this is reported nationally, considering his only claim to fame is being a butt of popular jokes after starring in a bunch of shitty movies. What's next? William Shattner on economic crisis?

He starred in one of the longest running tv shows in the last 20 years, Walker Texas Ranger. Also shitty, but inexplicably popular.
How does that contradict anything I said? Are you a retard?

You said his only claim to fame was shitty movies. I disagreed. He's famous for a shitty tv show as well.
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Siege

#41
March 12, 2009, 01:29:53 AM
Chuck Norris is famous for the internet quotes and nothing else.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Darth Wagtaros

#42
March 12, 2009, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Slargos on March 11, 2009, 01:05:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 11, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: Evil Spock on March 11, 2009, 12:20:21 PM
That's some batshit crazyness. Seems like he wants to fulfill his role in history as the Internet's greatest running joke.

Where is the outrage at these actors who think they're political opinions matter?  I want Rush and Hannity to chime in on this madness.

More importantly: where is the outrage at these americans who can't seem to grasp the difference between they're and their? I want someone to decapitate them all. Or if that is unacceptable, give them a good thrashing.

Bummer. Normally I get annoyed at the misusage.  But it seems as though Slargos tricked me into using it just to use me as an example of why he hates us.  Clever Slarg. Clever.
PDH!

Fireblade

#43
March 12, 2009, 11:01:21 PM


This poster makes so much more sense when you realize it's Chuck Norris invading the United States.

derspiess

#44
March 13, 2009, 12:07:37 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 11, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
You got balls FB, trolling folks with your real name.
Quote from: Martinus on March 11, 2009, 09:44:12 AM
Anyway, I find it kinda funny how GOPtards managed to appropriate the "patriotic" rhetorics. I mean over the last 8 years they have repeatedly called liberals traitors at the mere disagreement with Bush, but now they pretty much get away scot-free with saying that they hope Obama fails in anything he tries or coming up openly treasonous stuff like that, while calling themselves true patriots.

Cute that you're throwing around the "treasonous" accusation, but that aside, they are saying they hope Obama fails in implementing left-wing/socialist policies that they believe are wrong-headed.  A little context goes a long way.
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