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Started by viper37, March 05, 2010, 02:33:16 PM

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March 05, 2010, 02:33:16 PM Last Edit: March 05, 2010, 02:36:07 PM by viper37
Nude snow sculpture illegal


Before the police showed up on the right, after on the left:




Only in America!!!   :D
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Razgovory

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March 05, 2010, 02:34:23 PM
Huh?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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viper37

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March 05, 2010, 02:36:40 PM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Razgovory

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March 05, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
Oh the pictures were fixed.  The way it was before was just confusing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#4
March 05, 2010, 02:41:28 PM
Heh, even the dismembered female torso acting as nightclub in Vienna is clad in bikini.
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derspiess

#5
March 05, 2010, 03:03:49 PM
That is not the female form we should be encouraging our young women to conform to.  Her legs are ginormous!! :angry:
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Ed Anger

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March 05, 2010, 03:19:46 PM
Nobody likes Guidettes.
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Malthus

#7
March 05, 2010, 04:23:35 PM
I guess "snowpeople engaged in anal sex" is right out, then.
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jimmy olsen

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March 08, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
How the hell did they get the snow to stay packed like that?
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barkdreg

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March 08, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
I find it actually looks better when only partially nude, just like many real women.

Malthus

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March 08, 2010, 09:44:21 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 08, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
How the hell did they get the snow to stay packed like that?

Probably compacted nearly into ice first, then carved out. You can't get good detail by adding snow, only by removing it.
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Eddie Teach

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March 08, 2010, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: barkdreg on March 08, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
I find it actually looks better when only partially nude, just like many real women.

I think it would look better with a head, just like nearly all real women.
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Crazy_Ivan80

#12
March 08, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 08, 2010, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: barkdreg on March 08, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
I find it actually looks better when only partially nude, just like many real women.

I think it would look better with a head, just like nearly all real women.
The Taleban probably disagree there :p

Ideologue

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March 08, 2010, 06:15:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 08, 2010, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: barkdreg on March 08, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
I find it actually looks better when only partially nude, just like many real women.

I think it would look better with a head, just like nearly all real women.
:lol:

Well, it would cut down on the chatter.

Anyway, sculpting a head is likely to be the hardest part.
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