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Started by HVC, February 25, 2010, 11:31:27 AM

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HVC

February 25, 2010, 11:31:27 AM
Didn't read the article, but the idea bemused me and i thought i'd share.

http://www.slate.com/id/2245110/
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DisturbedPervert

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February 25, 2010, 11:46:37 AM
Quote"The Finns are doing so much better from every parameter, semen, testes size, and cancer,"

:lol:

Josquius

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February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about. Or at least for their sake I hope not.
Small balls would be a good thing though no? Smaller target, more comfy in your pants and girls don't give a crap about them.
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jimmy olsen

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March 02, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?)
And how did you find this out? :yeahright:
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Lettow77

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March 02, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
 Finns :wub:
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Eddie Teach

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March 02, 2010, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about. Or at least for their sake I hope not.
Small balls would be a good thing though no? Smaller target, more comfy in your pants and girls don't give a crap about them.

Quoted for lulz.
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Jaron

#6
March 03, 2010, 12:31:15 AM
I need a dolly and pallet jack just to move my boys around. :(
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Razgovory

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March 03, 2010, 12:37:46 AM
I'm surprised that Scandiweenies have balls.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Jaron

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March 03, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
Maybe they are imported from Germany
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Razgovory

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March 03, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 03, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
Maybe they are imported from Germany

That would explain where the German's balls went.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Duque de Bragança

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March 03, 2010, 03:28:40 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about.

Penises is correct (plural in -ii is only good for the -us/um  2nd declension) but the true latin plural is penes.

Brazen

#11
March 03, 2010, 04:24:26 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on March 03, 2010, 03:28:40 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about.

Penises is correct (plural in -ii is only good for the -us/um  2nd declension) but the true latin plural is penes.
Also testes, no i.

Heh. "There's no I in testes."

Josquius

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March 03, 2010, 05:49:13 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 02, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?)
And how did you find this out? :yeahright:
Condoms.
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Eddie Teach

#13
March 03, 2010, 05:55:49 AM
Well, at least you're taking precautions.  :)
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