Campus Violence: Attack of the Faculty

[Eddie Teach]

Mostly just Picard. 

[Ed Anger]

Dude had some awesome jammies.

[grumbler]

ople like her who are a savant in one narrow area of life, but utter morons in every other area, amuse me.

I don't think this is a matter of her being a moron, but rather of her being delusional.

It occurred to me after I wrote that post that she also might be doing stuff like that in an effort to appear as insane as possible, in order to pull off an insanity plea.

Possible, but she has been doing nutty stuff all her life.

The insanity defense requires that her lawyers demonstrate that she could not tell right from wrong, not that she was merely insane.  I am not sure requests like the one you mentioned help with that.  They probably don't hurt, though.

[DGuller]

I heard an update on this story on the radio this morning... apparently she recently asked her attorney to see if he could find out if she's going to get fired from her teaching job.

People like her who are a savant in one narrow area of life, but utter morons in every other area, amuse me.

That's really dumb.  I'm sure she's aware of the fact that she does not have tenure.

[Caliga]

Well yeah. 

[PDH]

Of course she might be thinking now that it will be easier to get tenure, with all the departmental vacancies and whatnot.

[Jaron]

Dude had some awesome jammies.

I wear something like this.

[Ed Anger]

[garbon]

Too much gay in this thread.

[Ed Anger]

What is hilarious is nobody noticed the man camel toe he had there.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I heard an update on this story on the radio this morning... apparently she recently asked her attorney to see if he could find out if she's going to get fired from her teaching job.

People like her who are a savant in one narrow area of life, but utter morons in every other area, amuse me.

That's really dumb.  I'm sure she's aware of the fact that she does not have tenure.

Depending on the college she might have a shot if she cast herself a women rebelling against the patriarchal capitalist repression that is extant throughout Western society.  She should have stayed up here and lived in The People's Republic of Cambridge.

[Jaron]

What is hilarious is nobody noticed the man camel toe he had there.

I think it is more hilarious that you are the only one who did. Stop checking out Picard's package!

[Neil]

You have absolutely no idea how bad it is.

They're sabotaging each other, stalking each other, harrassing each other, spoofing each other's emails, trashing each other's laptops, killing each other's lab animals...and those aren't even the foreign nationals, who are even batshit crazier.

Of course, as Corporate Security, we have to look the other way.  If it's a darkie in Environmental Services or some chick in Billing, they're fired, arrested, and even sued...but visiting faculty or a post-doc?  Well, then it's dealt with "administratively".

Is Environmental Services newspeak for janitor?

[CountDeMoney]

You have absolutely no idea how bad it is.

They're sabotaging each other, stalking each other, harrassing each other, spoofing each other's emails, trashing each other's laptops, killing each other's lab animals...and those aren't even the foreign nationals, who are even batshit crazier.

Of course, as Corporate Security, we have to look the other way.  If it's a darkie in Environmental Services or some chick in Billing, they're fired, arrested, and even sued...but visiting faculty or a post-doc?  Well, then it's dealt with "administratively".

Is Environmental Services newspeak for janitor?

Housekeepers.  Although we've got no houses on campus.

[Ed Anger]

What is hilarious is nobody noticed the man camel toe he had there.

I think it is more hilarious that you are the only one who did. Stop checking out Picard's package!

I CAN'T HELP IT.