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A Clone of My Own

Started by jimmy olsen, February 05, 2010, 12:28:50 AM

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Would you bang your opposite sex clone? (or same sex for the gays)

Hell yes!
13 (54.2%)
No, you sick bastard!
8 (33.3%)
Only a Jaron clone.
3 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 23

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jimmy olsen

February 05, 2010, 12:28:50 AM Last Edit: February 05, 2010, 04:10:54 AM by jimmy olsen
I was reminded of this classic Asimov poem today and thought it would make a great Languish poll.

Assume you wait until the clone's of age, or you use accelerated aging drugs or some other scifi technobabble. No Siegebreakers allowed.
QuoteOh give me a clone,
of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome turned to X
And then when it's grown
My own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
Since her mind is my own,
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Monoriu

#1
February 05, 2010, 02:13:26 AM
We won't tolerate each other.  And sex with an obese person isn't attractive.

Barrister

#2
February 05, 2010, 02:20:12 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 05, 2010, 02:13:26 AM
And sex with an obese person isn't attractive.

Nonsense.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Martinus

#3
February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Martinus

#4
February 05, 2010, 02:40:59 AM
Anyway sure I'd fuck my clone.

Barrister

#5
February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Fuck you Martinus. :)

And no, I wouldn't fuck you.  Sorry. :console:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

katmai

#6
February 05, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Fear not Beeb, he'd have to pay his clone to fuck him i'm sure. :)
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Sophie Scholl

#7
February 05, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
Quote from: katmai on February 05, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Fear not Beeb, he'd have to pay his clone to fuck him i'm sure. :)
Pfft, there'd be no sex.  Just a horrid amount of foot play.
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Martinus

#8
February 05, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Fuck you Martinus. :)

And no, I wouldn't fuck you.  Sorry. :console:

I still think you fail. What you said made it sound as if you considered Tracy to be obese (which she isn't btw), asshole.

Razgovory

#9
February 05, 2010, 05:06:07 AM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#10
February 05, 2010, 05:22:57 AM
Probably not. I think I'd make a horrible looking chick.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Larch

#11
February 05, 2010, 06:13:35 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:59 AM
Anyway sure I'd fuck my clone.

Opposite sex clone, Mart.  :P

Grey Fox

#12
February 05, 2010, 06:57:39 AM
I'm good.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Viking

#13
February 05, 2010, 07:16:19 AM
this is disgusting...
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Alcibiades

#14
February 05, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Fuck you Martinus. :)

And no, I wouldn't fuck you.  Sorry. :console:

I still think you fail. What you said made it sound as if you considered Tracy to be obese (which she isn't btw), asshole.

You're an idiot if you inferred that from him just saying "nonsense".  Though you're an idiot any way.
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


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