NFL 2010: Because it's never to f'ing early

[MadBurgerMaker]

The Texans resigned Kevin Walter, meaning their WR corps is going to pretty much stay the same. 

[CountDeMoney]

Lulz.  For what is a man profited that he wins a huge contract, yet stays in Cleveland?

Browns: Pro Bowl return specialist Josh Cribbs finally has a new three-year contract with Cleveland. Cribbs and Browns president Mike Holmgren announced the deal, a restructuring of the second half of the six-year, $6.77 million contract Cribbs signed in 2006. He will receive $7.5 million in guaranteed money, and if he reaches incentives, the 26-year-old could make as much as $20 million, according to reports.

[Sophie Scholl]

 

[vcarter706]

Jags get Kampman! Woot woot. Now hopefully we wont get Tebow and can actually have a good season.

[Alcibiades]

You guys suck

[vcarter706]

Hey, we're only 2 and a half years removed from that great 2007 season. Now if only we could actually make some decent draft choices.

[CountDeMoney]

Jags get Kampman! Woot woot. Now hopefully we wont get Tebow and can actually have a good season.

Tebow can't save that franchise.  Avoid the rush, and start buying your Los Angeles Jaguars stuff now.

[vcarter706]

Jags get Kampman! Woot woot. Now hopefully we wont get Tebow and can actually have a good season.

Tebow can't save that franchise.  Avoid the rush, and start buying your Los Angeles Jaguars stuff now.

Which is why I said 'hopefully we WONT get Tebow'. I still believe that MJD and Garrard can get us wins. It all depends on if we can improve possibly one of the worst pass D's ever. I think that nearly every QB had a 90+ QB rating against us. This draft is deep in DT's and DE's so I'm sure we can get somebody with talent...

[vcarter706]

And I would never wish for any team to move here. The last thing I want is a bunch of SC fans rooting for the Jaguars. Ugh.

[CountDeMoney]

Lulz

Rex Ryan undergoes lap-band procedure to help lose weight
Former Ravens defensive coordinator says weight may have contributed to missed bid for Atlanta job

DENNIS WASZAK Jr.

AP Sports Writer

8:45 AM EDT, March 14, 2010
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NEW YORK (AP) — Jets coach Rex Ryan underwent a weight-loss procedure Saturday to help him fight obesity.

The husky Ryan had lap-band surgery at NYU Medical Center, and was relaxing at his home in New Jersey on Saturday night, team spokesman Bruce Speight told The Associated Press.

Speight said Ryan also had a hernia repaired.

The New York Daily News first reported the story on its Web site Sunday morning.

The outpatient procedure came a day after Ryan and the Jets wined and dined free agent running back LaDainian Tomlinson, trying to persuade him to join the team that had the league's No. 1 rushing offense last season.

The 47-year-old Ryan has frequently poked fun at himself and his rotund midsection, including after unflattering belly bearing photos of him changing into a jersey during a Florida-Carolina NHL game last month floated around the Internet.

"I'm watching ESPN and I'm like, 'Whoa, that's not a real good shot,'" Ryan said during the NFL combine. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I get hit on all the time by women."

Ryan also partially blamed his weight for him not getting a head coaching job with the Atlanta Falcons after the 2007 season. He thought he was a shoo-in for the job that eventually went to friend and former Baltimore Ravens colleague Mike Smith.

"I think I was too fat," Ryan said with a laugh in December.

Ryan weighed 340 pounds at the start of last season, gaining at least 30 pounds after he was hired by the Jets in January 2009. He even tried a liquid diet during training camp and lost 20 pounds, but quickly gained it right back.

In a lap-band procedure, a plastic band is inserted that encircles a patient's stomach, effectively shrinking it and curbing their appetite.

[sbr]

Redskins sign Larry Johnson for 3 years.

Browns sign Jake Delhomme for 2 years.

[Syt]

Cleveland Browns trade Brady Quinn to Denver for running back Hillis, two draft picks

[sbr]

Cleveland Browns trade Brady Quinn to Denver for running back Hillis, two draft picks

Hmm, good for Quinn.  He now has a shot at a real NFL career now that he is out of Cleveland.

[Sophie Scholl]

   I wish Orton would have gone to Cleveland.  That would have made my NFL year.

[CountDeMoney]

Hmm, good for Quinn.  He now has a shot at a real NFL career now that he is out of Cleveland.

And once again, Cleveland is the last to figure out a 1st round bust.