Terrorist attack foiled aboard U.S. jetliner

[Eddie Teach]

I'm waiting for BBC to post a poll: "Should Nigerian Muslims detonate explosives on board of airliners departing from London?"

That's no good, it does nothing to feed your persecution complex. 

[jimmy olsen]

Since the plane was headed to Detroit I like to imagine the event went something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9tai4JlWmQ

That episode was totally awesome

[Neil]

B. A 32 y.o. gay Polish lawyer, returning from a Halloween performance of "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" and carrying a pink feathered boa.

considered the latter to be a bigger threat to the society, and searched his hand luggage thoroughly. 

Well, given the destructive effect that gays have on society, that's hardly surprising.

[CountDeMoney]

Since the plane was headed to Detroit I like to imagine the event went something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9tai4JlWmQ

I sent that to my buddy in DHS that has a black wife.  I like to make him feel conflicted sometimes.