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Started by Caliga, December 14, 2009, 10:20:34 AM

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Darth Wagtaros

Gor is the great grandfather of modern vampire porn crap like Lestat and Twilight.
PDH!

Razgovory

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
cthulhu sucks

Clearly.  He gets beaten by a wooden ship running into him.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

He also knows how to pick his contractors. Even Swedish builders know that a circle is 360 degrees and a right angle 90.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

Quote from: Razgovory on December 14, 2009, 04:06:07 PM
Clearly.  He gets beaten by a wooden ship running into him.
I wouldn't say he was "beaten".  :huh:
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The Brain

Quote from: Caliga on December 14, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 14, 2009, 04:06:07 PM
Clearly.  He gets beaten by a wooden ship running into him.
I wouldn't say he was "beaten".  :huh:

Eaten? :mmm:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

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Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

Quote from: Caliga on December 14, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 14, 2009, 04:06:07 PM
Clearly.  He gets beaten by a wooden ship running into him.
I wouldn't say he was "beaten".  :huh:

They poked a hole in him and he left.  One of the impressions I got of Mythos is that despite how powerful the monster gods are and how unimportant human beings are they spend alot of time on Earth.  Being stuck for one reason or another.  It would be as if Superman spent all his time sleeping on Jimmy Olsen's couch constantly telling him how he is the superior being.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Lettow77

It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Lucidor

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At least one Cthulhu christmas song, but the best ones are set to Abba.