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Started by Scipio, April 07, 2009, 07:02:11 PM

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Scipio

Fucking hate them.

Just filed.  Have to pay a small deficit.
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mongers

Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 07, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 07, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
will wait till Jan 30th
:unsure:

UK financial year ends April 5th, you then have till Jan 30th/31st to file your return, the taxman then checks/whatever and bills you/ and/or the system is so falling apart gets back to you with a bill of some form for a somewhat random amount. 

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Admiral Yi

Quote from: mongers on April 07, 2009, 07:21:35 PM
UK financial year ends April 5th, you then have till Jan 30th/31st to file your return, the taxman then checks/whatever and bills you/ and/or the system is so falling apart gets back to you with a bill of some form for a somewhat random amount.
Jiminey Cricket!  That's a fucking long float for the government to eat.

DontSayBanana

I find the state taxes to be the most troublesome. This year's adventure was the DMV goofed on paperwork and tried to have a set-off lien placed against my state refund; got it straightened out after hours of hassle on the phone.
Experience bij!

katmai

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DontSayBanana

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DontSayBanana

Quote from: Grey Fox on April 07, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
The State gives them money.

Should have remembered that. Allow me to change my insult to "stipend teat-suckler" :P
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katmai

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Vince

Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 07, 2009, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 07, 2009, 08:10:18 PM
:yeah:

What? You Alaskweers don't pay state taxes?

We pay every resident a thousand dollars to allow the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty.    :contract:

Neil

Quote from: Vince on April 07, 2009, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 07, 2009, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 07, 2009, 08:10:18 PM
:yeah:

What? You Alaskweers don't pay state taxes?

We pay every resident a thousand dollars to allow the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty.    :contract:
No oil company has ever ravaged natural beauty.

Moreover, what's the point of keeping Alaska spotless when nobody lives there, and no Americans will ever visit due to a huge national case of cowardice?  Die you fucking Yankees.
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