Dragon Age: Spoiler free

[Solmyr]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/

[Queequeg]

Ok, so we only have two examples for this one, but dammit they deserve a mention. If Terminator ever comes true, we hope that every robot that crunches the human skull is just like KOTOR's HK-47. As he stands over our mutilated torso, his cold, unfeeling eyes glaring into ours as we take our last breath, at least we can die knowing the last words we hear are "Ironic Statement: Look alive, Meatbag!"

[MadImmortalMan]

Ok, so we only have two examples for this one, but dammit they deserve a mention. If Terminator ever comes true, we hope that every robot that crunches the human skull is just like KOTOR's HK-47. As he stands over our mutilated torso, his cold, unfeeling eyes glaring into ours as we take our last breath, at least we can die knowing the last words we hear are "Ironic Statement: Look alive, Meatbag!"

There is an alien species in ME2 that talks like that too. 

[Valmy]

There is an alien species in ME2 that talks like that too. 

The Elcor...though the spirit of HK-47 is better exemplified by the Batarians who are an entire species seemingly based off Morbo from Futurama.

[Martinus]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/

Awesome.

But they forgot Sten as the Murderous Sociopath. 

[DisturbedPervert]

I'd never think of Alistair as smooth or charming.  He was white though.

[Valmy]

I'd never think of Alistair as smooth or charming.  He was white though.

The lady gamers love him man.  He is pretty charming it seems.

[Razgovory]

I'd never think of Alistair as smooth or charming.  He was white though.

The lady gamers love him man.  He is pretty charming it seems.

I thought of him as a goofy sidekick.  I liked him though.  He was unhappy I made him king.  Then I pointed out that Anora would have had him killed and he warmed up to the idea.  Actually, for a PC game most of the people were well written.

[Valmy]

Actually, for a PC game most of the people were well written.

Very hard to write games since, you know, the plot can go in so many directions.  The scripts are just nightmares.

...hey wait what is about the game being on PC that means the writing is expected to be subpar?

[DisturbedPervert]

I'd never think of Alistair as smooth or charming.  He was white though.

The lady gamers love him man.  He is pretty charming it seems.

I thought of him as a goofy sidekick. 

The lady gamers love goofy sidekicks

[Martinus]

Well, at least as a gay guy, I can tell you Alistair is pretty hot. He is funny, cute and well-meaning. He is the male equivalent of Leliana - can you imagine finding her attractive? If so, the same goes for Alistair.

Zevran and Morrigan are, otoh, for people who prefer bad boys/bad girls.

[Sophie Scholl]

And then there's dog for The Brain.  Everyone wins!

[The Brain]

I like Morrigan. 

[Korea]

I'd never think of Alistair as smooth or charming.  He was white though.

The lady gamers love him man.  He is pretty charming it seems.

I loved him at first but the closer we got the more I realized that he's a giant fucking pussy and it's really annoying. I mean he wouldn't even let us fuck because he was a virgin!! WTF?

[Korea]

I'd never think of Alistair as smooth or charming.  He was white though.

The lady gamers love him man.  He is pretty charming it seems.

I thought of him as a goofy sidekick.  I liked him though.  He was unhappy I made him king.  Then I pointed out that Anora would have had him killed and he warmed up to the idea.  Actually, for a PC game most of the people were well written.

I think you forgot the title of the thread.