Lesbian ruins prom for everybody

[Caliga]

Ugly or a harpie?

Neither, really.  She's attractive... but she tends to obsess over guys who are not attainable for one reason or another.  Her most recent such guy moved to Japan to do a Timmy/Buddha teaching thing and she wouldn't move with him, but wouldn't officially end the relationship.  So she kinda sets herself up for unhappiness on a continual basis, really.  It's a shame because she's a really nice girl.

[Korea]

edit: Or if you decided to take someone else than you originally said you were going to take

That's pretty fucking weird.

Yeah I thought so too but a friend of mine had to do that because her and her boyfriend broke up and she had an extra ticket.  You had to register your prom dates when you bought the ticket.

[Korea]

Mine doesn't.   But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.

How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.

[Neil]

Mine doesn't.   But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.

How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.

You did encourage Hoth's Panzer Army.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Mine doesn't.   But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.

How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.

You did encourage Hoth's Panzer Army.

The AT-AT's?

[Korea]

Mine doesn't.   But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.

How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.

You did encourage Hoth's Panzer Army.

I think I was just trying to make up for all the puke. And the giant ass gash Ide got from the shower.

[Eddie Teach]

WTH are people doing buying prom tickets in November anyway?

[Caliga]

Good point.