Barrister's attention-whoring thread

[Barrister]

I was going to tell at you Beeb,

[Caliga]

I meant "yell" at you. 

[Barrister]

Mrs. B had a doctor's appointment on Friday.

The trial I thought would be adjourned due to a missing victim however wound up going ahead when right at 10 o'clock we found out that the victim was working across the street from the courthouse.   

But anyways, she got to hear the heartbeat, and she recorded it on her phone so I could hear it also.   

[Jacob]

The trial I thought would be adjourned due to a missing victim however wound up going ahead when right at 10 o'clock we found out that the victim was working across the street from the courthouse.   

How did the victim react to being dragged out from work to trial?

Was it "can we please not do this" or was it "oh my god, I TOTALLY forgot!  I'm so glad you got me"?

[Barrister]

The trial I thought would be adjourned due to a missing victim however wound up going ahead when right at 10 o'clock we found out that the victim was working across the street from the courthouse.   

How did the victim react to being dragged out from work to trial?

Was it "can we please not do this" or was it "oh my god, I TOTALLY forgot!  I'm so glad you got me"?

As you can imagine I had no idea what to expect when they dragged this guy away from work.

But it turned out he had just moved (and didn't have a phone), not that he was avoiding service of his subpoena.  So despite the fact he had received no advance notice about testifying whatsoever, he was just fine with going ahead right then.

[Jacob]

As you can imagine I had no idea what to expect when they dragged this guy away from work.

But it turned out he had just moved (and didn't have a phone), not that he was avoiding service of his subpoena.  So despite the fact he had received no advance notice about testifying whatsoever, he was just fine with going ahead right then.

Excellent

[sbr]

You guys probably don't even know who DIeter Brock is. 

He was one in a long line of shitty QBs for the LA Rams back in the early '80's, right?

[Barrister]

You guys probably don't even know who DIeter Brock is. 

He was one in a long line of shitty QBs for the LA Rams back in the early '80's, right?

According to wiki he led the team to the conference championship, and set a whole bunch of team records as a "rookie".

[katmai]

Yeah he played with the rams.

[sbr]

You guys probably don't even know who DIeter Brock is. 

He was one in a long line of shitty QBs for the LA Rams back in the early '80's, right?

According to wiki he led the team to the conference championship, and set a whole bunch of team records as a "rookie".

I know

[Barrister]

Went for an ultrasounds this morning - the kid has arms, legs and a head!

If you're luck I may even post ultrasound pictures.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Went for an ultrasounds this morning - the kid has arms, legs and a head!

Not a bad start 

[Jacob]

Went for an ultrasounds this morning - the kid has arms, legs and a head!

Three for three.  Nice work.

[Monoriu]

Went for an ultrasounds this morning - the kid has arms, legs and a head!

If you're luck I may even post ultrasound pictures.

I am not interested in the ultrasound pics.  I want the pics after the kid is born

[Jaron]

The important question is: penis or vagina?