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Started by Barrister, October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM

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HVC

#30
October 21, 2009, 05:04:05 PM
Congrats :cheers:

As an aside, do they make pleated pants in baby size? :unsure:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

dps

#31
October 21, 2009, 05:19:06 PM
So who was the sperm donor?   :P

merithyn

#32
October 21, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
:w00t:

That's awesome, BB! I'm absolutely thrilled for you guys!

So, how many did you catch? Do we have a new Octo-Family? :D
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Barrister

#33
October 21, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 21, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
:w00t:

That's awesome, BB! I'm absolutely thrilled for you guys!

So, how many did you catch? Do we have a new Octo-Family? :D

Good God, no.

Looks to be one, although my wife kind of wishes we were having twins.  I'm kind of glad we aren't.  I'll be baffled enough with one baby.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

merithyn

#35
October 21, 2009, 05:35:56 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
Good God, no.

Looks to be one, although my wife kind of wishes we were having twins.  I'm kind of glad we aren't.  I'll be baffled enough with one baby.

Tell her to take it from me... start with one THEN consider how much you'd like twins. :ph34r:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Barrister

#36
October 21, 2009, 05:36:53 PM
Quote from: dps on October 21, 2009, 05:19:06 PM
So who was the sperm donor?   :P

I don't know.  But if I catch the guy... :ultra:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ed Anger

#37
October 21, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 21, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
:w00t:

That's awesome, BB! I'm absolutely thrilled for you guys!

So, how many did you catch? Do we have a new Octo-Family? :D

Good God, no.

Looks to be one, although my wife kind of wishes we were having twins.  I'm kind of glad we aren't.  I'll be baffled enough with one baby.

She is going to be doing the work anyways. Sit back and relax.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#38
October 21, 2009, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
She is going to be doing the work anyways. Sit back and relax.

Easy for you to say.  I'm Mr. Mom each evening until 9:30pm  <_<
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#39
October 21, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
She is going to be doing the work anyways. Sit back and relax.

Easy for you to say.  I'm Mr. Mom each evening until 9:30pm  <_<



It is the woman's job to do woman's work.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

merithyn

#40
October 21, 2009, 05:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 05:41:15 PM

It is the woman's job to do woman's work.

That's just the labor and delivery. After that it's "parents' " work. :contract:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

#41
October 21, 2009, 05:43:38 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 21, 2009, 05:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 05:41:15 PM

It is the woman's job to do woman's work.

That's just the labor and delivery. After that it's "parents' " work. :contract:

Her job. I just grunt and point.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Grallon

#42
October 21, 2009, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
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My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 




I'm disapointed in you Captain Morality, having sex without condoms?!  How positively liberal of you!

Still if it makes you and the lady happy :)




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

Barrister

#43
October 21, 2009, 05:48:21 PM
Quote from: Grallon on October 21, 2009, 05:44:38 PM
I'm disapointed in you Captain Morality, having sex without condoms?!  How positively liberal of you!

Still if it makes you and the lady happy :)

Thank you.  I think.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Grallon

#44
October 21, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 05:48:21 PM

Thank you.  I think.


It WAS a compliment dammit!  <_<




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel
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