6 year old in runaway balloon...LIVE

[CountDeMoney]

lol, I'm watching the TODAY show, and they have a reporter there live at the house.
A streaker just ran by.

[Ed Anger]

All we need now is Jon and Kate to show up.

[Caliga]

All we need now is Jon and Kate to show up.

Wouldn't surprise me if Jon did.  Kate is too busy maintaining her horrible hairstyle.

[Fireblade]

GG FAILcon.

We should toss his ass in a balloon for real next time.

[Ed Anger]

All we need now is Jon and Kate to show up.

Wouldn't surprise me if Jon did.  Kate is too busy maintaining her horrible hairstyle.

If there is some mediocre trim in the area, he'll show up.

[CountDeMoney]

If there is some mediocre trim in the area, he'll show up.

If you had to put up with that queen of the harpies all these years, you'd settle for less, too.

[Ed Anger]

If there is some mediocre trim in the area, he'll show up.

If you had to put up with that queen of the harpies all these years, you'd settle for less, too.

I remember some clip shown on TV where she was screaming at him because he didn't use the coupons.

[CountDeMoney]

If there is some mediocre trim in the area, he'll show up.

If you had to put up with that queen of the harpies all these years, you'd settle for less, too.

I remember some clip shown on TV where she was screaming at him because he didn't use the coupons.

I watched them on an interview on the Today show some time back, and he was talking about the lack of romance, and she just sorta rolled her eyes.  I DONT HAVE TIME FOR LOVE

Yeah, marriage = good.  Suckers.

[Caliga]

I watched them on an interview on the Today show some time back, and he was talking about the lack of romance, and she just sorta rolled her eyes.  I DONT HAVE TIME FOR LOVE

Yeah, marriage = good.  Suckers.

This might come as a shock, but not all wives behave like Kate Gosselin!

[CountDeMoney]

I watched them on an interview on the Today show some time back, and he was talking about the lack of romance, and she just sorta rolled her eyes.  I DONT HAVE TIME FOR LOVE

Yeah, marriage = good.  Suckers.

This might come as a shock, but not all wives behave like Kate Gosselin!

I wouldn't know, I stopped banging other peoples' wives a while ago.

[HVC]

I watched them on an interview on the Today show some time back, and he was talking about the lack of romance, and she just sorta rolled her eyes.  I DONT HAVE TIME FOR LOVE

Yeah, marriage = good.  Suckers.

This might come as a shock, but not all wives behave like Kate Gosselin!

I wouldn't know, I stopped banging other peoples' wives a while ago.

Guilt, or the price of advil went up?

[CountDeMoney]

Guilt, or the price of advil went up? [/quote]


Banging other peoples' wives come with the unfortunate bonus of having to listen to other peoples' wives' problems.

[Korea]

During a live interview with CNN, Falcon said he had heard his family calling his name.

"You did?" Mayumi Heene said.

"Why didn't you come out?" Richard Heene said.

Falcon answered, "You had said that we did this for a show."

Later, Richard Heene bristled when the family was asked to clarify and said he didn't know what his son meant. He didn't ask his son what he meant by "a show."

Gotta love people.

[Korea]

All we need now is Jon and Kate to show up.

Wouldn't surprise me if Jon did.  Kate is too busy maintaining her horrible hairstyle.

[citizen k]

Sheriff: Charges will be filed in balloon saga
By DAN ELLIOTT, Associated Press

FORT COLLINS, Colo. – Authorities are pursuing criminal charges in the case of a boy who vanished into his parents' garage while the world feared he was trapped aboard a helium balloon — prompting speculation of a hoax.

The boy's parents, Richard and Mayumi Heene, met with Larimer County investigators for much of the afternoon, but Sheriff Jim Alderden didn't say who would be charged or what the charges would be.

Alderden didn't call Thursday's hours-long drama a hoax, but he expressed disappointment that he couldn't level more serious charges in the incident, which sent police and the military scrambling to save young Falcon Heene as millions of worried television viewers watched.

"We were looking at Class 3 misdemeanor, which hardly seems serious enough given the circumstances," Alderden said. "We are talking to the district attorney, federal officials to see if perhaps there aren't additional federal charges that are appropriate in this circumstance."

Suspicion that the balloon saga was a publicity stunt arose almost immediately after Falcon was found in the garage rafters, hiding in a cardboard box. Richard Heene, a storm chaser and inventor whose family has appeared on the reality show "Wife Swap," and his wife had said one of the boy's older brothers had said Falcon was aboard the homemade balloon when it took off.

Alderden initially said there was no reason to believe the incident was a hoax. Authorities questioned the Heenes again after Falcon turned to his dad during a CNN interview Thursday night and said "you said we did this for a show" when asked why he didn't come out of his hiding place.

Falcon got sick during two separate TV interviews Friday when asked again why he hid.

Alderden said Saturday that deputies were seeking a search warrant for the family's home, and there would be more information at a news conference Sunday.

After the sheriff went inside, Richard Heene and his wife walked out. As reporters yelled questions, all Heene said was, "I was talking to the sheriff's department just now." He then walked to his car with his wife and a friend, and they drove away.

It wasn't clear where the family was late Saturday night. By 9 p.m., an AP reporter at the family home said the couple hadn't returned after leaving the sheriff's office. Their three sons were believed to have been at home being watched by sheriff's officials earlier in the day, but their whereabouts also weren't known to reporters in the evening.

The day began with Richard Heene knocking on the windows of journalists camped outside his home and promising a "big announcement." A few hours later, he did an about-face when he told reporters that they should leave questions in a cardboard box on the front doorstep.

As Heene walked away, a reporter shouted, "Can you tell us once and for all if this is a hoax?"

"Absolutely no hoax. I want your questions in the box," Heene said, waving a cardboard container before going back into his home.

A circus-like atmosphere formed outside, including men holding signs and occasionally yelling "balloon boy." One sign read, "Put balloon boy on TV: America's Most Wanted."

Other gawkers carried aluminum-foil stovetop popcorn makers that resembled the a flying saucer-like helium balloon launched from the family's backyard Thursday, with 6-year-old Falcon Heene believed to be onboard.

The Heenes have said the balloon was supposed to be tethered to the ground when it lifted off, and no one was supposed to be aboard. A video of the launch shows the family counting down in unison, "3, 2, 1," before Richard Heene pulls a cord, setting the balloon into the air.

"Whoa!" one of the boys exclaims. Then his father says in disbelief, "Oh, my God!" He then says to someone, "You didn't put the (expletive) tether down!" and he kicks the wood frame that had held the balloon.

Falcon's brother said he saw him inside the compartment before it took off and that's why they thought he was in there when it launched. Heene said he had yelled at Falcon before the launch for getting inside.

Over the years, Richard Heene has worked as a storm chaser, a handyman and contractor, and an aspiring reality-TV star.

He and his family appeared on the ABC reality show "Wife Swap," and the show's producer said it had a show in development with the Heenes but the deal is now off. TLC also said Heene had pitched a reality show to the network months ago, but it passed on the offer.

Despite his attempts to get on TV, Heene insisted Saturday that he didn't know what kinds of questions were being asked about him because he didn't have cable.

"I'm going to place the box out front. Please write your questions down, because friends are telling me they're saying this and that. I have no idea what the news is saying," Heene said.