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Started by Viking, October 12, 2009, 06:26:29 AM

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I'm going to just have to timmay this one

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6304640/Women-can-enlarge-breasts-through-mind-power-claims-hypnotist.html

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Women 'can enlarge breasts through mind power', claims hypnotist
A stage hypnotist claims he can help women increase the size and firmness of their breasts through mind power alone.


Published: 9:30AM BST 12 Oct 2009



Hypnotist David Knight claims that women can enlarge their breasts through mind power alone


David Knight claims that women can enlarge their bust by up to two cup sizes by undergoing hypnosis.

The entertainer says that by listening to his hypnotic CD set, customers can experience significant changes in size within 12 weeks.

Mr Knight, from Northallerton, Yorks, quotes an 85 per cent success rate based on customer feedback.

He is so confident of the technique that he offers a money-back guarantee.

He said: "Every lady's breasts have been grown by the mind. The mind grows it, so the mind can enhance it. Fact."

However, his business in highlighted in a BBC programme examining how easy it is register as an "accredited" hypnotherapist without qualifications.

Mr Knight was unavailable for comment. However, he told The Sun: "They could've tried it before saying it categorically didn't work."

The episode of Inside Out on BBC One features presenter Chris Jackson registering his cat, George, as a hypnotist with several seemingly professional industry organisations. All his cat needed was a fake diploma and the ability to pay the registration fee.

Inside Out is on BBC One North East and Cumbria at 7.30pm.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

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