Candy-Eating Kids Become Criminal Adults

Started by jimmy olsen, October 03, 2009, 02:01:52 PM

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Eddie Teach

#15
October 04, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
Whoppers and Milk Duds are nasty.
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Malthus

#16
October 04, 2009, 02:43:41 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 01:38:17 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 04, 2009, 01:31:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Well, I did like candy.  Correlation? :Embarrass:

Of course, I don't delay gratification at all now--if I want to eat a bag of candy for dinner, I buy a bag of candy.  Being an adult is neat.

Yet your words in Korea's drunk thread contradict this hedonism.  ;)

I'm not sure exactly which words you're referring to, but I can still think strategically despite my love of candy (or vagina, as the case may be). :P

Indeed, I rarely want to eat whole bags of candy now, because I can balance the consequences against the reward. If it's a whole bag of sluts, on the other hand, that's an entirely different balancing test. :D

The 'I'm too grown up to get shitfaced and feel bad about it' ones.

Is that really an appropriate sentiment from someone celebrating the ability to eat a whole bag of candy for dinner?  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#17
October 04, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
I rarely ate candy as a kid. I preferred real food and drink.
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Martinus

#18
October 04, 2009, 03:33:12 PM
So preventing crime is as easy as taking a candy from a baby?

Ideologue

#19
October 04, 2009, 05:40:41 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 04, 2009, 02:43:41 PM

The 'I'm too grown up to get shitfaced and feel bad about it' ones.

Is that really an appropriate sentiment from someone celebrating the ability to eat a whole bag of candy for dinner?  ;)

I never got arrested for driving while eating candy. :P
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Ideologue

#20
October 04, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 03:33:12 PM
So preventing crime is as easy as taking a candy from a baby?
:lol:
Kinemalogue
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Malthus

#21
October 04, 2009, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 05:40:41 PM
I never got arrested for driving while eating candy. :P

You were just lucky Candy wasn't a screamer.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Ideologue

#22
October 04, 2009, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 04, 2009, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 05:40:41 PM
I never got arrested for driving while eating candy. :P

You were just lucky Candy wasn't a screamer.  :D

It always seemed to me that giving a chick road head is a physically awkward proposition.  Can anyone puncture this belief, or am I basically correct?
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Malthus

#23
October 04, 2009, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 04, 2009, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 05:40:41 PM
I never got arrested for driving while eating candy. :P

You were just lucky Candy wasn't a screamer.  :D

It always seemed to me that giving a chick road head is a physically awkward proposition.  Can anyone puncture this belief, or am I basically correct?

It can be done if you have a limber backbone and *they* are doing the driving.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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