A thread that actually STARTS OUT as a Hitler thread.... OMG did Hitler: escape!

Started by Caliga, October 01, 2009, 09:51:44 AM

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The Brain

I have forged my dental records for years. I'm sure Hitler could have done the same.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: The Brain on October 01, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
I have forged my dental records for years. I'm sure Hitler could have done the same.

:lol:

And why would you do that?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 01, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 01, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
I have forged my dental records for years. I'm sure Hitler could have done the same.

:lol:

And why would you do that?

Just in case I lie defeated in the shattered remains of my European empire, looking up at the blue sky and feeling that the future still is wide open. Cataclysmic defeat doesn't have to be final.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 01, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 01, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
I have forged my dental records for years. I'm sure Hitler could have done the same.

:lol:

And why would you do that?

Drax needed him on his space station.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

Quote from: Caliga on October 01, 2009, 12:47:19 PM
The guy was born 120 years ago.  He's dead and obviously did nothing of note post-1945 even if he did escape.

... that you know about. [cue ominous music]
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius


Admiral Yi

Nazi hunter in one movie, Angel of Death in another.  That's acting range baby.

Caliga

Quote from: Malthus on October 01, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 01, 2009, 12:47:19 PM
The guy was born 120 years ago.  He's dead and obviously did nothing of note post-1945 even if he did escape.

... that you know about. [cue ominous music]

OMG NO! http://settlers.ytmnd.com/
http://nazipaperclip.ytmnd.com/
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Caliga on October 01, 2009, 12:47:19 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 01, 2009, 12:34:39 PM
The "Hitler Escaped" theories were more fun in the old days when he might still be alive.
Good point.

Back then it was "Hitler escaped... and may be planning a coup in Argentina!"

Now: "Hitler escaped... maybe he died in Argentina!"

As to the latter... who really cares?

The guy was born 120 years ago.  He's dead and obviously did nothing of note post-1945 even if he did escape.

He was killed in 1958 by the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense. :contract:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Alatriste

The craziest, funniest conspiracy theory concerning Hitler I have heard is, Von Stauffenberg really got him on 20th July 1944. From then on, "Hitler" was supposedly a role played by a lookalike!