"Derek Jarman's already done that"

[Martinus]

Errr... Marty, do you know Shakespeare didn't write 'Edward II'? Christopher Marlowe did...

I know that. Jesus. 

[Martinus]

And, of course, the inevitable "ZOMG When is Jonathan Larson Going to Do A Sequel To Rent?"

Fuck you.

[Martinus]

Ok I'm locking this topic because I'm embarrassed.

[CountDeMoney]

Ok I'm locking this topic because I'm embarrassed.

As well you should.  We've already revoked your Homo License, we can't take it away twice.

[Neil]

Fortunately, you'll always have the Ravens.  Homos hate team sports, because of their contempt for teamwork and social groupings.

LOL missed the ball on that one. The Lesbian softball league here has more teams than the NFL (and they could kick the asses of most of those steroid users) and the one thing that queers do better than anyone is organize into little groups.
try again.

But those groups are unstable, and they can't accomplish anything.  The virtue of the homosexual is the virtue of the 13-year old girl:  Cliquishness.

[CountDeMoney]

From this point forward, Martinus is to be known as Queen of the Fauxmosexuals.

[CountDeMoney]

Bumped to mock Martinus.  Again.

[The Brain]

:nelson

[Darth Wagtaros]

Bacon wrote all the plays attributed to Shakespeare except for Titus Andronicus. That one was written by a German.

[garbon]