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Scissors, Paper.... Oh never mind.

Started by Armyknife, September 26, 2009, 05:24:59 PM

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Quote from: merithyn on September 27, 2009, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 27, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
Yes, the fear of showing ID necessitates that one visit 3 other libraries with the same request. :rolleyes:

I would guess that she was trying to prove a point by then. I'd go to another library, too, trying to find out if it's a policy across the board, or simply that first librarian's paranoia. After the second, though, I'd have just asked and then gone and gotten my own damn scissors. <_<

I think she's one of those annoying people with too much time on their hands and a need for a fight. In ten years, she will be driving her husband to suicide with her neurotic nagging.
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garbon

Quote from: merithyn on September 27, 2009, 11:49:15 AM
I would guess that she was trying to prove a point by then. I'd go to another library, too, trying to find out if it's a policy across the board, or simply that first librarian's paranoia. After the second, though, I'd have just asked and then gone and gotten my own damn scissors. <_<

The all important point that libraries won't let you borrow scissors? :o
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Quote from: Armyknife on September 26, 2009, 05:24:59 PM
Ms Watts, from Islington, north London, said: "I asked why I couldn't borrow a pair of scissors and she said, 'they are sharp, you might stab me'.

"I then asked to borrow a guillotine to cut up my leaflets but she refused again - because she said I could hit her over the head with it!"


Unlike, say, a book?

merithyn

Quote from: garbon on September 27, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
The all important point that libraries won't let you borrow scissors? :o

Nah,the point that she was just a paranoid bitch. And it would also depend on how much time I had to burn that day. Maybe she was bored.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

garbon

Quote from: merithyn on September 27, 2009, 12:20:31 PM
Nah,the point that she was just a paranoid bitch. And it would also depend on how much time I had to burn that day. Maybe she was bored.

Dress making isn't all that it is cracked up to be...:weep:
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Agelastus

Quote from: garbon on September 27, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
Yes, the fear of showing ID necessitates that one visit 3 other libraries with the same request. :rolleyes:

Two points to make here -

(1) Lots of people do not have the "PASS" card, as I believe it is called. I never carried one, and they did exist in the early nineties when I could have needed one.

(2) The point of my comment about spoons being removed from the shelves of stores as a "dangerous weapon" is that it is virtually impossible to find scissors without going to either -

(a) An out-of-town large store that thinks the crazies do not patronise it.
(b) A kitchenware/hardware store like Wilkinsons.
(c) A specialist sewing or other type of shop.

Admittedly, I could find scissors in central London. However, the place I'd go to is two tube stops along the Central Line from Holborn. That's how bad it can be.

But I must admit I am coming round to the Languish consensus opinion that after she got refused at the first library she probably did go to others purely to "get a story".
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