OH GOD NO

[KRonn]

Bon Jour, Caliga...   

I just made a to-do list:

a) buy a beret
b) practice surrendering to all of my neighbors
c) learn how to frown indignantly and shrug shoulders in the same motion
d) start referring to RH and co. as "rosbif"
e) organize labor strike for every minor infraction I see at work

Funny though, you don't look French. 

[Caliga]

And then parcel it out to your incompetent relatives!

My sister-in-law shall be the Comtesse de Shelbyville.

[Caliga]

Funny though, you don't look French. 

What do I look like? 

[Ed Anger]

And then parcel it out to your incompetent relatives!

My sister-in-law shall be the Comtesse de Shelbyville.

<insert Simpsons joke>

[Darth Wagtaros]

Funny though, you don't look French. 

What do I look like? 

Typical American.  All you need is to be sitting on a ride on mower with a cheap can of beer in your hand.

[Grey Fox]

If you are not drinking Bordeaux you are not drinking Wine.

[Caliga]

<insert Simpsons joke>

Shelbyville happens to be adjacent to Simpsonville, and Springfield is about 30 miles away.

[Caliga]

Typical American.

Boring!

[Ed Anger]

If you want to move, we have a Versailles up here in Ohio. Just don't pronounce it the frog way, they get mad.

[Caliga]

If you want to move, we have a Versailles up here in Ohio. Just don't pronounce it the frog way, they get mad.

Bro, we have a Versailles down here too.  "VUR-sails"

[Ed Anger]

If you want to move, we have a Versailles up here in Ohio. Just don't pronounce it the frog way, they get mad.

Bro, we have a Versailles down here too.  "VUR-sails"

Are your Versailsians touchy about pronunciation too?

[Caliga]

Are your Versailsians touchy about pronunciation too?

Yes, or at least the tour guides at Woodford Reserve give that impression when you start the distillery tour.

[Valmy]

If you want to move, we have a Versailles up here in Ohio. Just don't pronounce it the frog way, they get mad.

My uncle lives in Lyons, Colorado...pronounced 'lions'.  Guess what I call it.

I also pronounce Niederwald, Texas (need-er-wald) the Kraut way just for shits and giggles.

[Ed Anger]

Awesome.

I also liked driving through Russia,Ohio and refusing to pronounce it Rooshe. FUCK YOU PEOPLE. GIVE ME MY DR. PEPPER GAS STATION GUY.

[Caliga]

You know who lives in Versailles?  SHATNER. 

I wonder how he pronounces Versailles?  I'm guessing "VAIR" ...dramatic ten second pause punctuated by several air clawing gestures... "SIGH!"