The Problem With Foreigners - A Laramie AAR

Started by PDH, September 13, 2009, 11:16:09 AM

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Eddie Teach

Quote from: saskganesh on September 13, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 13, 2009, 02:40:36 PM
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/texas/

"Saskatchewan is much like Texas- except it's more friendly to the United States" - Adlai E. Stevenson

heh. the province birthed Canadian socialism. if only Americans knew.

I don't think Stevenson considered that a detriment.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: saskganesh on September 13, 2009, 05:54:54 PM
uranium.
buffalo.
oil shale.
ufos.

Peace.
Quiet.
Horses.
No goddamned female dazzling urbanite state employees in 6 year old Lexuses with Carmax decals and chrome rims, yapping on the cell phone in oversized sunglasses and long ass fingernails.

PDH

Cheyenne IS the urban capital of Wyoming too!  It has 50k people!
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-Umberto Eco

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-CdM

Barrister

Quote from: PDH on September 13, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
Cheyenne IS the urban capital of Wyoming too!  It has 50k people!

Well you've convinced me.  Cheyenne is a major urban centre.  :cool:
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Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Barrister

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2009, 06:05:09 PM
Peace.
Quiet.
Horses.
No goddamned female dazzling urbanite state employees in 6 year old Lexuses with Carmax decals and chrome rims, yapping on the cell phone in oversized sunglasses and long ass fingernails.

We have a lack of horses, but otherwise you've described the Yukon Territory. :cool:
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
We have a lack of horses, but otherwise you've described the Yukon Territory. :cool:

With that caveat, it also describes the inside of a coffin.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

I think the most memorable part of the whole gameday experience were the Meth ads on the Jumbotron.

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

PDH

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Syt

Quote from: Valmy on September 13, 2009, 02:28:04 PM
Quote from: PDH on September 13, 2009, 11:16:09 AM
It did not go well.  Valmy refused to eat the food as it was meant to be served.  He did make a go at it, but I am certain I heard him mutter under his breath "Thees ees sheet, take eet back."  The waitress, recognizing a radical, found it hard to deal with him.  I felt embarrassed for the whole situation, and made sure I tipped her well so that she would know I empathized with her plight as a modern types facing a barbarian memory.

Zat slob you call food was a disgrace to cuisine Texain! :angry:

Personally, I consider it a faux pas to take someone from out of town to a restaurant that matches their cultural identity.
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Caliga

I've actually always been interested in the "local take" on American cuisine.  In the UK and Italy I found everything matched perfectly, aside from some of the weird sandwiches the McDonalds in Genoa offered.
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PDH

In truth, seeing as how Valmy is from Austin, to match his cultural identity I would have had to taken him to a vegan restaurant - thank god those are illegal in Wyoming.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

-------
"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Admiral Yi

The Village Inn logos are top shelf.

What's the scoop on the METH, seriously?

PDH

It would say "METH!!!! for, oh, a minute and a half...then say "not even once" for about 2 seconds...
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

-------
"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

DontSayBanana

Quote from: PDH on September 14, 2009, 07:28:05 AM
It would say "METH!!!! for, oh, a minute and a half...then say "not even once" for about 2 seconds...

:lol: Infoganda fail.
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