Things to Say to Cold Calling Brokers

[Barrister]

My phone number ends in 3338.  I do get frequent calls for either:

1. a cab (same prefix, their number ends in 2228); or

2. domino's pizza (same prefix, 3339).



I should just take their order or promise a cab, instead of saying "sorry wrong number".  The damn drunks that manage to mis-dial never apologize for disturbing me.