EVE Online

[Grey Fox]

http://killboard.caldarimilitia.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=102089

What are we looking at?

Scroll up a bit. Same guy in his second 4 billion t3 ship getting wasted by the caldari militia.

Stop wasting t3 on horrible players.

I thought it was the same kill. It's why I asked. 

I didn't know T3s were out.

[CountDeMoney]

The prosecution of the war within the first 24 hours continues positively.  Positively DEADLY LULZ

http://irishdemocraticarmy.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=kills

Two battlecruisers, one right after the other.  Suckers.

[ulmont]

Two battlecruisers, one right after the other.  Suckers.

Am I reading that right that neither battlecruiser even scratched you?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Am I reading that right that neither battlecruiser even scratched you?

That info isn't on a killmail.  It's only the amount of damage done to the dead guy (split up by parties involved, etc).

Edit:  That Myrmidon is set up with kind of an Angel tank,  but it has a warp scram on it, so I assume it isn't for ratting or missions or whatever.  That's odd.  It's also got a couple of nos instead of neuts or just a couple more blasters.  It's like he took his awkwardly fit ratter or mission runner and just switched a couple of highs and a mid.  Or even just the mid.

The Harbinger isn't too bad, though.  I personally wouldn't put an active tank on one, and would just have another heat sink on there instead.  More DPS, and it's not like a MAR is going to save you against something that'll melt through a 1600mm plate, DC2, and a couple of EANMs.  It'll just suck up cap that could be going to burning away from the Megathron that is shredding you, shooting back, etc.

[CountDeMoney]

Two battlecruisers, one right after the other.  Suckers.

Am I reading that right that neither battlecruiser even scratched you?

Well, no they didn't scratch me much at all.  They burned through the shields OK, but it's an armor tank anyhow.
  You can get through my shields pretty quickly, but by the time you get to my armor, you better have packed a lunch.

[CountDeMoney]

I figured from the killmail alone that you were performing a public service in removing this guy's shitty fit from the EVE universe, but this post just confirms it.

You think that fitting was bad, check out this guy's broken Mega.  Thing folded like a lawn chair.

http://irishdemocraticarmy.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=21

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

I figured from the killmail alone that you were performing a public service in removing this guy's shitty fit from the EVE universe, but this post just confirms it.

You think that fitting was bad, check out this guy's broken Mega.  Thing folded like a lawn chair.

http://irishdemocraticarmy.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=21

[Berkut]

Damn, where do you guys find these losers?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Damn, where do you guys find these losers?

Came across 8 of them in a system last night only a couple jumps from EwhateverIDAshomesystemiscalled.  Three probably similarly poorly fit BS (2 Megas, 1 Dominix that kept trying to get close to my destroyer  ), and various frigates and cruisers.  Don't know what they were trying to do, but whatever it was, it involved warping to a gate at various distances around me, then warping back and forth between the two gates my safespot was inline with, and generally being totally inept.

Seedy could have been even more careless than I was, since he was in an interceptor, so he probably saw even more stupidity.

[CountDeMoney]

Damn, where do you guys find these losers?

Now, ask yourself this:  for all the grief you give me for--to paraphrase White Zombie--being more Goon than Goon, don't you think I'm actually providing a valuable service, both to them and EVE at large?

[CountDeMoney]

Seedy could have been even more careless than I was, since he was in an interceptor, so he probably saw even more stupidity.

I actually burned in from 100K at 3800m/s with the microwarp drive, and bumped the CEO's Mega.  Just to make a point.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Seedy, after seeing the sorts of people we're generally up against in this area, I'm taking that alt in a different direction.  Instead of LOLDPS, I'm turning him into a Blackbird flying asshole.  Jamming people is fun.  Jamming people who don't know wtf is happening and can't understand why they keep losing their lock is just a beautiful thing that everyone should get in on.  Bonus:  He'll also be able to fly Caracals for when shooting stuff is necessary, and later, Arbitrators, for tracking disruption and drone fun.   

Edit:  It's also quite amazing how shitty the skills on this guy still are.  After throwing a few ship setups into EFT, and clicking back and forth between the alt and my main, the difference is just massive.  The ECM Griffin, for example, goes from running out of cap in less than a minute with everything running with the alt, to being stable at around 50% with the main.  There's also a pretty big difference in optimal+falloff.  I guess it shouldn't be that surprising, given the main has ~20m skillpoints, while this alt has something silly like 300k.

[CountDeMoney]

Seedy, after seeing the sorts of people we're generally up against in this area, I'm taking that alt in a different direction.  Instead of LOLDPS, I'm turning him into a Blackbird flying asshole.  Jamming people is fun.  Jamming people who don't know wtf is happening and can't understand why they keep losing their lock is just a beautiful thing that everyone should get in on.  Bonus:  He'll also be able to fly Caracals for when shooting stuff is necessary, and later, Arbitrators, for tracking disruption and drone fun.   

You know, I was just thinking the same thing earlier today, just driving around in an Electronic Attack Frigate and frying their onboard systems.

I also think I'm going to sortie out my Domineutrix, the one with all vamps and neutralizers, but no guns.  Just to kill their caps, leave them floating in space, unable to scream.

[MadBurgerMaker]

You know, I was just thinking the same thing earlier today, just driving around in an Electronic Attack Frigate and frying their onboard systems.

I also think I'm going to sortie out my Domineutrix, the one with all vamps and neutralizers, but no guns.  Just to kill their caps, leave them floating in space, unable to scream.

Whole new ways of fucking with these guys.  Just jam+nuke cap+scram until they rage quit.  No need to shoot. 

[FunkMonk]

You guys are seriously fucking evil.