EVE Online

[Grey Fox]

So these guys don't really like Languishite, eh. 

[grumbler]

Einar Andresson > Maybe you could find juicyer carebears
Cyclicus Remba > Give me some, and I will consider it
...
Alanthegreat > Helmuth Moltke From Gold Coast Heavy Industries

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, they may not know much Eengrish, but they have a sense of humor.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Lol wait is he telling you to go after Moldy there?

Yeah, apparently they don't like him.

I can see now I'm not going to get paid, and will have to kill grief guys every week until the end of time.

You blow up or steal hundreds of millions worth of assets, yet they don't like me?

[katmai]

Lol wait is he telling you to go after Moldy there?

Yeah, apparently they don't like him.

I can see now I'm not going to get paid, and will have to kill grief guys every week until the end of time.

You blow up or steal hundreds of millions worth of assets, yet they don't like me?

[Drakken]

[03:23:52] Einar Andresson > You mean you are willing to make our life miserable for just 500m?

Poor bastards just don't know who they're dealing with.

This is just priceless. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

Lol wait is he telling you to go after Moldy there?

Yeah, apparently they don't like him.

I can see now I'm not going to get paid, and will have to kill grief guys every week until the end of time.

You blow up or steal hundreds of millions worth of assets, yet they don't like me?

[CountDeMoney]

Lol wait is he telling you to go after Moldy there?

Yeah, apparently they don't like him.

I can see now I'm not going to get paid, and will have to kill grief guys every week until the end of time.

You blow up or steal hundreds of millions worth of assets, yet they don't like me?

It's your online persona.  Not nearly as warm as I am.

[Ed Anger]

[03:26:34] Cyclicus Remba > Let me tell you the business I'm in.  Tomorrow, I'm gonna log on, have a cup of coffee, find you, and kill you.  Then, when you're getting a new ship, I'll be getting more ammo, and I'll kill you again. That's the kind of guy I am.
[03:26:44] Cyclicus Remba > Because I'm fucking nuts. That's the business I'm in.
[03:27:44] Cyclicus Remba > Now gentlemen, if you'll excuse me, I have to go surf for asian porn and masterbate furiously.  You have the conditions.  You know what to pay.  Goodnight.

[CountDeMoney]

YOU HAVE MAIL

2009.04.15 06:23
Subject: We warn you to stop your wardec against us

For now we have been very tolerant and we played the game of war. Since you wont take no for an answer to your ransomming and that you are not backing off even after many of our corp member left, we gently ask you to stop the war and move on. We cannot pay what you ask and you are deriving our enjoyment of the game.

re: We warn you to stop your wardec against us

Roses are red
violets are blue
pay me or I'll wardec you for 6 months and bleed you until you're sucking buttermilk in therapy
coo coo ka choo

[Ed Anger]

[garbon]

Despicable!

[crazy canuck]

I say keep deriving their enjoyment.  They seem to like it.

[Barrister]

These guys really need to think about what kind of message they want to send.

Are they begging for mercy?  Are they threatening you?  I can't tell...

[Grey Fox]

These guys really need to think about what kind of message they want to send.

Are they begging for mercy?  Are they threatening you?  I can't tell...

Yeah, at first it was clearly a threat & then they seem to remember they can't back it up.

Pay or Quit, I like it.