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Started by Caliga, August 28, 2009, 12:09:02 PM

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HVC

#30
August 28, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
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Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)

I think it is time for one of my friendly reminders to the citizens of Languish.  :)

I'm armed. The laws are on my side.  :)
that's what binoculars are for. i can see you and you can't see me :ph34r: :P

Typical eggplant.  :P
No, a typical PORKCHOP ( :P ) would do cheap construction work for you, and while doing so place secret recording devices throughout your house. Have you had any house work done lately? :whistle: :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#31
August 28, 2009, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 01:50:02 PM


Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)

I think it is time for one of my friendly reminders to the citizens of Languish.  :)

I'm armed. The laws are on my side.  :)
that's what binoculars are for. i can see you and you can't see me :ph34r: :P

Typical eggplant.  :P
No, a typical PORKCHOP ( :P ) would do cheap construction work for you, and while doing so place secret recording devices throughout your house. Have you had any house work done lately? :whistle: :D

No. And I demoted you for that 'geet' typo.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#32
August 28, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Also, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#33
August 28, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Never met him.  I tried to avoid speaking with people on my street.  His parents seemed ok though.
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garbon

#34
August 28, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Never met him.  I tried to avoid speaking with people on my street.  His parents seemed ok though.

Did they even speak English? LOL!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#35
August 28, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 28, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
Did they even speak English? LOL!
Last name: Walsh.  What do you think?
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garbon

#36
August 28, 2009, 07:09:06 PM
Tells me nothing.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#37
August 28, 2009, 07:10:01 PM
HINT: Irish trash.
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sbr

#38
August 28, 2009, 07:31:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Never met him.  I tried to avoid speaking with people on my street.  His parents seemed ok though.

Me too.  I bought my house almost 5 years ago and I could count the number of conversations I have had with my neighbors on two hands.

I'll bet they are curious about the tarp and tents in my backyard.:unsure:

Ed Anger

#39
August 28, 2009, 07:36:04 PM
I love annoying my neighbors.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#40
August 28, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Also, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
:weep:
QuoteAlso, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
you're so going to get a portuguse son in law :contract:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#41
August 28, 2009, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Also, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
:weep:
QuoteAlso, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
you're so going to get a portuguse son in law :contract:

No. I'll disown the kid.

I can just imagine Thanksgiving with an eggplant son-in-law. All the good silver will disappear, the wine cellar would be looted and my 73" TV would be gone. It would be like Pauly Shore x10.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#42
August 28, 2009, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Also, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
:weep:
QuoteAlso, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
you're so going to get a portuguse son in law :contract:

No. I'll disown the kid.

I can just imagine Thanksgiving with an eggplant son-in-law. All the good silver will disappear, the wine cellar would be looted and my 73" TV would be gone. It would be like Pauly Shore x10.
That's spaniards/hispanics. porkchops are just lazy and providde somewhat passable construction work at bargain prices.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#43
August 28, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Also, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
:weep:
QuoteAlso, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
you're so going to get a portuguse son in law :contract:

No. I'll disown the kid.

I can just imagine Thanksgiving with an eggplant son-in-law. All the good silver will disappear, the wine cellar would be looted and my 73" TV would be gone. It would be like Pauly Shore x10.
That's spaniards/hispanics. porkchops are just lazy and providde somewhat passable construction work at bargain prices.

Mexicans give good construction work at bargain prices. Your people lose.

Best damn roof ever on my first house was by a Beaner roofing crew.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#44
August 28, 2009, 07:55:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Also, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
:weep:
QuoteAlso, I wouldn't let eggplants in my house or on my properties.
you're so going to get a portuguse son in law :contract:

No. I'll disown the kid.

I can just imagine Thanksgiving with an eggplant son-in-law. All the good silver will disappear, the wine cellar would be looted and my 73" TV would be gone. It would be like Pauly Shore x10.
That's spaniards/hispanics. porkchops are just lazy and providde somewhat passable construction work at bargain prices.

Mexicans give good construction work at bargain prices. Your people lose.

Best damn roof ever on my first house was by a Beaner roofing crew.
if you need good brick or tile work find an old Azorean (Portuguese islands). they're damn good. don't hire new world born though.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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