What are you Drinking?

[OttoVonBismarck]

Fuck that all that shit, I'm drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[derspiess]

Fernet & Coke

[Barrister]

Tonight...

I started with a Czechvar that I like to buy on Fridays (the N Am name for Budweiser Budvar), but now I'm sipping on a Blue.   

[Mr.Penguin]

Grøn Tuborg...

[Fireblade]

And bv 1928 Chateau Lafite Rothschild, I mean "a shit ton of Miller High Life". My friend is getting a divorce because his wife thinks she's a lesbian.

God, why do bitches always do this? This is the third marriage I've personally known where the woman one day decides she's a dyke and ends it. Faggots figure that they're into big uncut cocks out soon enough these days, why do women take so long?

[Slargos]

And bv 1928 Chateau Lafite Rothschild, I mean "a shit ton of Miller High Life". My friend is getting a divorce because his wife thinks she's a lesbian.

God, why do bitches always do this? This is the third marriage I've personally known where the woman one day decides she's a dyke and ends it. Faggots figure that they're into big uncut cocks out soon enough these days, why do women take so long?

If you and your redneck friends stop beating your wives, maybe they will stop suddenly "realizing" they're lesbians.

[Norgy]

Turns out I'm not going to find any del Diablo reservas in Norway, 'least not according to the website.. Wine monopoly.. 

I'll call them on monday and see what's up.

Danskebåten. Systemet. 

[The Brain]

I miss the old Tuborg cans. Why oh why can't we have amusing non-functional alcoholics on the beer cans today? Fucking pussified society. Perikles for President.

[Norgy]

I could be on a beer can. 

[The Brain]

You've lost weight?

[Slargos]

2003 Montecillo Gran Reserva.

Tastes like a fine blend of vinegar and piss, bottled by meth addicts who forgot to clean their hands after the last few hundred visits to the loo. There is also a faint hint of charcoal.

[Josquius]

Canned Boddingtons. Third night this week. Which is odd, don't normally drink unless I'm properly drinking.

[jamesww]

This:

[CountDeMoney]

I'm drinking a Bin Laden.  Two shots and a splash of water.

[C.C.R.]

I'm drinking a Bin Laden.  Two shots and a splash of water.