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Started by Scipio, August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM

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Scipio

August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
I was involved in a car accident today with an Ancient Negro.  Presumably, it is my fault.  It remains to be seen, though, if I can be punished any more severely than having my car out of commission for probably a week, as I appear to have a tie rod destroyed, and possibly a wheel bearing.

I suffered no injuries.  Not that anyone, including my wife, cares.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

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Alcibiades

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August 22, 2009, 09:45:31 PM
What happened?
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

Scipio

#2
August 22, 2009, 09:50:03 PM
I was leaving church, pulled a u-turn, and got decked in the passenger side.  Fucked my right front fender and wheel right up.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Alcibiades

#3
August 22, 2009, 09:56:03 PM
Doesn't sound like you have a prayer.
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

Scipio

#4
August 22, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
All I care about is how quickly my car gets fixed.  $500 collision deductible should mean damn quick.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

DontSayBanana

#5
August 23, 2009, 07:12:20 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
All I care about is how quickly my car gets fixed.  $500 collision deductible should mean damn quick.

In the meantime, you can join me and Ide in the Car Crash Crew. ;)
Experience bij!

CountDeMoney

#6
August 23, 2009, 08:52:53 AM Last Edit: August 23, 2009, 12:12:50 PM by CountDeMoney
Quote from: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
Not that anyone, including my wife, cares.

It was more fun when she was just a fiancee, wasn't it?

Ancient Demon

#7
August 23, 2009, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
Not that anyone, including my wife, cares.

Trouble in paradise?

Anyway, sorry about your troubles. :hug:
Ancient Demon, formerly known as Zagys.

Caliga

#8
August 23, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
Nah, I'm sure they're fine.  No healthy marriage involves a wife concerned about the husband's well-being... just his continued income potential. -_-
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August 23, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 23, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
Nah, I'm sure they're fine.  No healthy marriage involves a wife concerned about the husband's well-being... just his continued income potential. -_-

I'm sure the courthouse has ramps for wheelchair access. :yes:
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derspiess

#10
August 23, 2009, 06:29:12 PM
Glad you're okay, Scippy.  Car wrecks = suck, even when you're not at fault.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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