Elderly Couple Mauled to Death by pack of Dogs on rural road.

[Maximus]

Eat their own shit and drag their asses on the carpet?

[DisturbedPervert]

They were just doing what dogs do naturally.

Eat their own shit and drag their asses on the carpet?

My dog would never do that.  She only eats cat shit.

[Octavian]

They were just doing what dogs do naturally.

Eat their own shit and drag their asses on the carpet?

My dog would never do that.  She only eats cat shit.

My dog only eats cats...and a couple of birds from time to time as a snack

[Malthus]

York Schweder, one of the couple's two sons, had left for Georgia after hearing about his parents' death, said his mother-in-law, Toni Mora, who answered the phone at his home in Hutchinson, Kan. York Schweder did not immediately return a message left Monday on his cell phone.

A message left at a number listed for the couple's other son, who lives in Aiken, S.C., was not immediately returned.

I can hear the telephone interview already.

'So, both of your parents were brutally mauled to death by dogs.

[pause]

So ... how do you feel about that?'

[Caliga]

They probably make the n00bs do those kinds of interviews. 

[MadImmortalMan]

[garbon]

Wow, nice doggies...   

This reminds me of that case a couple years ago. The pair of vicious dogs some idiot and his wife/girlfriend kept in their apartment, that killed a female neighbor. The couple got some prison time for it.

Here's a famous case:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Whipple

[DGuller]

Dogs need to eat too.  Recession is hard on everybody.

[KRonn]

Wow, nice doggies...   

This reminds me of that case a couple years ago. The pair of vicious dogs some idiot and his wife/girlfriend kept in their apartment, that killed a female neighbor. The couple got some prison time for it.

Here's a famous case:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Whipple

Yeah, that's the case I was referring to.

More mad dog humans owning and training mad dogs to be dangerous and uncontrollable. 

[Neil]

This is what happens when we don't keep dog numbers down with dogfighting.