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Would you want cybernetic implants?

Started by jimmy olsen, August 16, 2009, 09:10:27 AM

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Siege

Quote from: Queequeg on August 16, 2009, 12:24:28 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2009, 09:12:25 AM
What, forget my name and shit myself uncontrollably after downloading Service Pack 3? No thanks.
Presumably it could cool my heart down during a heart attack or move my metabolism up so that I don't have to work out and can eat what I want. 


Too lazy to work out?


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Siege

I would be interested in a power armor upgrade.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Agelastus

As for the "chips in the head" business.

Yes, I would even volunteer for the trials.

So shoot me as a goddamn futurist idealist...
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Agelastus on August 16, 2009, 03:17:58 PM
As for the "chips in the head" business.

Yes, I would even volunteer for the trials.

So shoot me as a goddamn futurist idealist...
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Queequeg

Quote from: Siege on August 16, 2009, 02:35:15 PM


Too lazy to work out?
Even when I work out I'm not able to eat cake at every meal.  Or dessert. 
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
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Iormlund

Quote from: I Killed Kenny on August 16, 2009, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2009, 09:12:25 AM
What, forget my name and shit myself uncontrollably after downloading Service Pack 3? No thanks.

USEH LINUCS

Just imagine the first time grandma has to recompile the kernel. :lol:


I would not mind chips that work as isolated, redundant systems. Direct interaction with bodily functions and internet connection at the same time sounds like a very bad idea, though.
It will happen, of course. Just a matter of time.

garbon

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Josquius

Quote from: Iormlund on August 16, 2009, 06:14:04 PM
Just imagine the first time grandma has to recompile the kernel. :lol:

Linux these days isn't so much the joke option it used to be.
I am seriously tempted to wipe windows and use ubuntu on my laptop- the only thing holding me back is that games won't work. If my laptop wasn't going to be my only compter from Friday I'd do it though.
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Caliga

I think that my position on implants is well known.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 07:23:33 AM
I think that my position on implants is well known.

All breast implants for women above "A" cup should be banned.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 17, 2009, 08:14:44 AMAll breast implants for women above "A" cup should be banned.
I think you have misunderstood my position.  To the re-education camp!
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 08:19:48 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 17, 2009, 08:14:44 AMAll breast implants for women above "A" cup should be banned.
I think you have misunderstood my position.  To the re-education camp!

Only if Ilsa, she wolf of the SS is running the camp.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2009, 09:12:25 AM
What, forget my name and shit myself uncontrollably after downloading Service Pack 3? No thanks.

I'd be pretty scared of this but if somehow they worked perfectly and weren't just Gov. GPS tracking chips with some add-ons and mods. hells yes. I want bionic limbs and laser eyes.
:p

Viking

To be completely honest I'd go yes for all of the alternatives given.
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