Man jumps in river to escape Wife's nagging

[Valmy]

Does the wife give nagging lessons?  I'll sign up.

Why do you want to kill us?

[charliebear]

Does the wife give nagging lessons?  I'll sign up.

Why do you want to kill us?

It seems like a good skill to have, just in case.

[HVC]

Does the wife give nagging lessons?  I'll sign up.

Why do you want to kill us?

It seems like a good skill to have, just in case.

Keep in mind sometimes ity backfires and it's the wife taht gets thrown out the window. Just sayin'

[Ed Anger]

]Keep in mind sometimes ity backfires and it's the wife taht gets thrown out the window. Just sayin'

[HVC]

I'm at work so i can't see your pic(?) but i must say your avatar discription wounds me

[Valmy]

Your domestic abuse pics have to be the most offensive thing I have ever seen on the internet.  That is most impressive.

[Ed Anger]

I'm at work so i can't see your pic(?) but i must say your avatar discription wounds me

it's temporary until I find a funny avatar.

[DGuller]

I don't remember if I posted this there before or not

Russian man survives five storey fall - twice

A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

What's even more miraculous is that he did not die from alcohol poisoning.

[Valmy]

Does the wife give nagging lessons?  I'll sign up.

Why do you want to kill us?

It seems like a good skill to have, just in case.

All you have to do is carefully remember all his faults and then critisize them all at once and use lots of examples.  That tends to emasculate and crush his ego and make him want to shoot himself than endure any more of your vicious soul killing assault.

[charliebear]

All you have to do is carefully remember all his faults and then critisize them all at once and use lots of examples.  That tends to emasculate and crush his ego and make him want to shoot himself than endure any more of your vicious soul killing assault.

Really?  You think that works better?  I'll use nagging for a week, and then use your method for a week and compare.  Will keep you posted.

[saskganesh]

better: blame him for things that are not his fault, and use his personal failings as reasons.

"this computer does not work. I told you not the play so much WOW."
"I ruined dinner; this is because you never show appreciation."
"I maxed my credit card; you don't make enough money. how come you never get promoted? stop playing WOW and listen to me for once!"

[charliebear]

Oh!  I need to write these things down.  You gentlemen are giving me a wealth of information.  Thank you.

[Korea]

Does the wife give nagging lessons?  I'll sign up.

Why do you want to kill us?

It seems like a good skill to have, just in case.

It's really easy.

[Korea]

]Keep in mind sometimes ity backfires and it's the wife taht gets thrown out the window. Just sayin'

[Ed Anger]