Dogs are smarter than toddlers, IQ tests show

Started by jimmy olsen, August 09, 2009, 04:30:38 PM

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CountDeMoney

#15
August 09, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
How the hell did Golden Retrievers make #4?

I have no idea.  We called ours the Golden Dummy for a reason.
Good dog, though.

garbon

#16
August 09, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Dogs :wub:
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CountDeMoney

#17
August 09, 2009, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 09, 2009, 06:56:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 09, 2009, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 09, 2009, 05:03:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 09, 2009, 04:31:16 PM
Fuck your goddamn dog.
Why don't you don't like dogs? :huh:

Your dog would eat the shit out of my cat's litterbox.  That says enough.
Button's been dead for years.  :cry:

Shouldn't have eaten all that cat shit.

Octavian

#18
August 10, 2009, 03:56:52 AM Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 04:08:37 AM by Octavian
What do you call a clever blonde?

A Golden Retriever

LOLZ!
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Eddie Teach

#19
August 10, 2009, 04:04:07 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 09, 2009, 05:50:25 PM
Dogs > cats

I prefer cats because I get to annoy them instead of the other way around.
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DisturbedPervert

#20
August 10, 2009, 04:11:36 AM
Too bad for them they don't have opposable thumbs

Mr.Penguin

#21
August 10, 2009, 04:29:12 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
How the hell did Golden Retrievers make #4?

How the did Poodles make #2?, they are some of the most fucked up dogs out there, on the line Dachshounds... :mad:
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Viking

#22
August 10, 2009, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on August 10, 2009, 04:29:12 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
How the hell did Golden Retrievers make #4?

How the did Poodles make #2?, they are some of the most fucked up dogs out there, on the line Dachshounds... :mad:

There are many different types of intelligence. The abilities to work with humans, solve problems and perform tasks are all different kinds of intelligence.
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DontSayBanana

#23
August 10, 2009, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 10, 2009, 04:32:14 AM
There are many different types of intelligence. The abilities to work with humans, solve problems and perform tasks are all different kinds of intelligence.

:yes: If anything, they were given a partial multiple intelligence index, weighted for the areas that affect interactions with humans. It bugs me that the author called it an IQ test, since those are rarely used for non-benchmarking purposes anymore.
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