Ohio, the heart of it all

[derspiess]

Through no fault of his own, mind you.

  Like we have anything in common with communists.

[CountDeMoney]

Dulles ensured Castro was a communist before Castro did, numbnuts.

[derspiess]

Dulles ensured Castro was a communist before Castro did, numbnuts.

Oh, sure

[Valmy]

Through no fault of his own, mind you.

  Like we have anything in common with communists.

[Razgovory]

Derspeiss would have side with Hitler against Stalin.  Hell, he would have sided with Hitler against Roosevelt.

[Eddie Teach]

Derspeiss would have side with Hitler against Stalin.  Hell, he would have sided with Hitler against Roosevelt.

Ohioans gotta stick together.

[jimmy olsen]

How do they know how many rapes he committed? It was ten years, did he keep a rape diary?

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/17/19525433-massive-576-page-indictment-of-alleged-cleveland-kidnapper-reflects-horror-and-seriousness-of-case?lite

The charges enumerated in the document include two counts of aggravated murder, 512 counts of kidnapping, 446 counts of rape, seven counts of gross sexual imposition, a half-dozen counts of felonious assault, three counts of child endangerment, and one count of possessing criminal tools.

[Neil]

One count of possessing criminal tools?  Is that a dick joke?

[DontSayBanana]

How do they know how many rapes he committed? It was ten years, did he keep a rape diary?

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/17/19525433-massive-576-page-indictment-of-alleged-cleveland-kidnapper-reflects-horror-and-seriousness-of-case?lite

The charges enumerated in the document include two counts of aggravated murder, 512 counts of kidnapping, 446 counts of rape, seven counts of gross sexual imposition, a half-dozen counts of felonious assault, three counts of child endangerment, and one count of possessing criminal tools.

Reading FTW.  Estimated one count per woman per month, in addition to specific known instances.

The criminal tools charge is a little odd, and on the surface, it looks somewhat like twisting the system a bit to suit public bloodthirst.  According to OH law (http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2941.1417), property forfeiture is only an option when the property in question is declared "criminal tools" by a jury.

I'm willing to grant the Ruger handgun as a "criminal tool," but I have a hard time believing that he obtained the house and his pension account "with purpose to use it criminally."

For anybody feeling particularly masochistic or just plain bored, the indictment is available online here: http://prosecutor.cuyahogacounty.us/pdf/2013_07_12/Indictment-575419-13-CR.pdf

Warning: wall of text WILL crit you.

[Eddie Teach]

Warning: wall of text WILL crit you.

Not if you're a tank. 

[jimmy olsen]

Serial killer caught in East Cleveland

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/21/19588828-bodies-of-three-women-found-wrapped-in-plastic-bags-in-ohio?lite

[mongers]

Telling that 'The Frenchman' hasn't posted in this thread in a while. 

[Ed Anger]

He's busy.

[Syt]

http://www.wtae.com/news/national/Subway-employees-fired-over-crude-photos/-/9681152/21131990/-/99nbly/-/index.html?utm_source=hootsuite&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=wtae-tv%2Bpittsburgh

(CNN) —Two Subway employees have been fired after getting fresh -- not in the way the restaurant chain intended -- including one who put his genitals on a loaf of bread, took a picture, then shared the image online.

The incident came to light over the past few days at a Subway franchise abutting a gas station in Dublin, Ohio.

Specifically, the uproar centers around two images that were posted to a social networking site and eventually picked up by other sites, including Gawker.

One shows a male putting his genitals on what appears to be a loaf of Subway bread. In the other, a hand is shown holding what used to be a water bottle that's half-filled with a cream-colored substance. Under it is the caption: "Today at work I froze my pee."

Using the slogan "Eat Fresh," Subway boasts being the world's largest restaurant chain, with about 38,000 locations in 100 countries. The company released a statement Tuesday about what it called an "isolated incident (that) is not representative of Subway sandwich artists," the latter term being what Subway calls those who make sandwiches at its restaurants.

"These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved," Subway said.

Gilligan Oil, the company that owns and operates the Subway franchise in question, did not respond immediately Tuesday to CNN's request for comment.

But its director of operations, Bob Gierhart, did tell CNN affiliate WBNS that the restaurant was closed Monday so all its bread could be thrown out and all its surfaces could be sanitized.

"We do our best to hire properly," Gierhart said. "We had a couple of kids who don't understand the ramifications of what they do and what they post."

According to Columbus Public Health, whose inspectors routinely check on restaurants in the area, the Subway franchise did not have any critical violations in its last two inspections that took place this past March and in October 2012.

[merithyn]