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Started by Armyknife, July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM

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saskganesh

#15
July 28, 2009, 08:06:34 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.

so how are those skinny chicks in Iraq treating you? well?
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Valmy

#16
July 28, 2009, 08:10:05 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat...



...in all the right places! :mmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

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dps

#17
July 28, 2009, 12:16:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM
3. Hes now seeing a model who was the 'wonder bra' girl, until she was sacked for being too chubby:

She looks pretty awesome "chubby"

I'd "sack" her, too, if you get my drift.

jimmy olsen

#18
July 28, 2009, 12:17:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.
You're deranged.
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Syt

#20
July 28, 2009, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.

Fuck your fucking fuck, you fucking fuckfucker. :ultra:
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DisturbedPervert

#21
July 28, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
So when is this guy coming out?

Eddie Teach

#22
July 28, 2009, 01:45:35 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
So when is this guy coming out?

The politician or Siege?  :huh:
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#24
July 28, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 07:35:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 28, 2009, 06:02:38 AM
I must learn this man's secret.

I am taking a wild guess here but I bet it has something to do with being powerful, famous, and possibly rich.

Have you considered a political career?


Its more than that. Most garden variety politicians end up with rather regular women.
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Valmy

#25
July 28, 2009, 02:57:46 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 28, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Its more than that. Most garden variety politicians end up with rather regular women.

Because they marry them prior to becoming successful politicians.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Richard Hakluyt

#26
July 28, 2009, 02:58:32 PM
He's only a backbench MP, not a non-entity but not really important either.

The Daily Mail is the source of the pics shown earlier I think :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202631/How-DOES-Lembit-unlikely-Lothario-strikes-With-younger-model.html

It turns out that it was ".....a meeting of minds" according to Lembit  :D

I'm surprised nobody guessed that  :huh:


Valmy

#27
July 28, 2009, 03:02:25 PM
Well I guess he could have the gift of the gab.  That can take you a long way.  Even rather meh women can seem attractive if they know how to sweet talk you and it seems even more so from the other direction.

Still 21 and 44?  Ok I wouldn't want that, he is welcome to it.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

DisturbedPervert

#28
July 28, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Hobbit politician Dennis Kucinich has better game

MadImmortalMan

#29
July 28, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Hobbit politician Dennis Kucinich has better game


He built his, so it's not a fair comparison. She's a robot.
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