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Started by Jacob, January 06, 2026, 12:24:03 PM

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Legbiter

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Legbiter

If my elderly neighbor talked like this I'd make discreet enquiries on whether anyone was looking after him.
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garbon

Quote from: Legbiter on Today at 03:16:39 AMIf my elderly neighbor talked like this I'd make discreet enquiries on whether anyone was looking after him.

Yes, totally cracked out.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Sheilbh

Quote from: Legbiter on Today at 03:12:55 AMIt's 100% real.
Yeah - Shashank Joshi of the Economist says sources confirmed it to him too.
Let's bomb Russia!

Legbiter

The US at this point is a dog that has rabies. Prepare accordingly.
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garbon

Quote from: Legbiter on Today at 03:25:18 AMThe US at this point is a dog that has rabies. Prepare accordingly.

That doesn't feel like the right analogy given a dog with rabies can be easily put down.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

bogh

Yeah, more like a heavily armed, incredible rich grizzly bear with rabies.

Syt

Quote from: bogh on Today at 03:34:22 AMYeah, more like a heavily armed, incredible rich grizzly bear with rabies.

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Syt

Quote from: Legbiter on Today at 03:16:39 AMIf my elderly neighbor talked like this I'd make discreet enquiries on whether anyone was looking after him.

Technically, the US has a provision in case a president is a complete nutcase, but I doubt they will invoke it for "DJT". :(
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Syt

Also, if the US had said that with shifting international situation they want to expand their presence on Greenland (military and commercial), I doubt there would have been a hard no on that. Which makes this whole things so silly. I feel it's all about "legacy" for Trump - "This is the Trump Ballroom in the White House", "This is the territorial expansion under Trump" etc. He wants to be in the history books.
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Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Syt on Today at 04:06:23 AMAlso, if the US had said that with shifting international situation they want to expand their presence on Greenland (military and commercial), I doubt there would have been a hard no on that. Which makes this whole things so silly. I feel it's all about "legacy" for Trump - "This is the Trump Ballroom in the White House", "This is the territorial expansion under Trump" etc. He wants to be in the history books.

He'll be in the history books allright,  as the idiot who squandered us hegemony

Richard Hakluyt

I blame the Mercator projection; Greenland is very big but that projection makes it even biglier. Trump fancies a bit of map painting much like one of the denser 12-year-olds playing EU4.

His concept of "winning" is risible; American prestige and power weakens with his every move.

Maladict

Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on Today at 04:10:37 AMHe'll be in the history books allright,  as the idiot who squandered us hegemony

I was thinking which Roman emperor he resembled most in this respect, but I can't actually think of one that started from a position of relative strength and stability and then threw it all away like Trump has.

Tamas

Quote from: Sheilbh on Today at 03:22:05 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on Today at 03:12:55 AMIt's 100% real.
Yeah - Shashank Joshi of the Economist says sources confirmed it to him too.

Omfg we are all dead.


Unrelated, completely:

https://youtube.com/shorts/4IcBQJYSfBg?si=uyiCyHW2nLrqu2d9

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Maladict on Today at 04:33:13 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on Today at 04:10:37 AMHe'll be in the history books allright,  as the idiot who squandered us hegemony

I was thinking which Roman emperor he resembled most in this respect, but I can't actually think of one that started from a position of relative strength and stability and then threw it all away like Trump has.

Nero ?