Vote in the Dutch elections 2025 edition

[Maladict]

Yes, another general election. And a new government bound to be even more shortlived.

Only the first 15 parties are listed

[Maladict]

Holy shit, I made a poll and didn't fuck it up

[Savonarola]

Are we sure that number 10 is alive?  She looks kind of embalmed.

As an engineer I feel obligated to go with the one who most looks like a super villain.  In this case that would be number 13.  It looks like she has the same sort of hideous smile permanently rigged just like the Joker or Nancy Pelosi. 

[HVC]

First guy looks like a lizard person in disguise. So I voted for him

[Iormlund]

As an engineer I feel obligated to go with the one who most looks like a super villain.  In this case that would be number 13.  It looks like she has the same sort of hideous smile permanently rigged just like the Joker or Nancy Pelosi. 

 
I voted for that one as well.

[mongers]

Holy shit, I made a poll and didn't fuck it up

 


But you didn't include the tall blonde woman I'd vote for. 

[Admiral Yi]

Voted for Dutch Clark Kent.

[Valmy]

14 looks like a happy guy. We need more joy in the Netherlands.

[Richard Hakluyt]

The guy at the top looks like a fine fellow, brave haircut too, i like the cut of his jib and voted for him 

[celedhring]

14 looks like either a super nice guy or a psycho. No middle ground. I will take the plunge.

[garbon]

I went for the one that I would be most willing to sleep with. I then found out we are exactly the same age.

[Zanza]

I only know Wilders, but even if I did not know him his terrible hair disqualifies him even in this superficial survey.

[Maladict]

Here's the description, courtesy of ChatGTP


1 PVV – Fear-mongering for votes.

2 GroenLinks–PvdA – Idealism masking impotence.

3 VVD – Greed dressed as pragmatism.

4 NSC – Empty promises in a shiny package.

5 D66 – Bureaucrats pretending to care.

6 BBB – Populism with tractors.

7 CDA – Compromise to avoid taking a stand.

8 SP – Rhetoric over results.

9 DENK – Exploiting identity for influence.

10 PvdD – Morality posturing for votes.

11 FvD – Reactionary nostalgia as spectacle.

12 SGP – Dogma before people.

13 CU – Sanctimony in a suit.

14 Volt – Utopians ignoring reality.

15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

[mongers]

The guy at the top looks like a fine fellow, brave haircut too, i like the cut of his jib and voted for him 

 

I nearly fell for your hook, was going to point out who he was. 

[crazy canuck]

Here's the description, courtesy of ChatGTP


1 PVV – Fear-mongering for votes.

2 GroenLinks–PvdA – Idealism masking impotence.

3 VVD – Greed dressed as pragmatism.

4 NSC – Empty promises in a shiny package.

5 D66 – Bureaucrats pretending to care.

6 BBB – Populism with tractors.

7 CDA – Compromise to avoid taking a stand.

8 SP – Rhetoric over results.

9 DENK – Exploiting identity for influence.

10 PvdD – Morality posturing for votes.

11 FvD – Reactionary nostalgia as spectacle.

12 SGP – Dogma before people.

13 CU – Sanctimony in a suit.

14 Volt – Utopians ignoring reality.

15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

Sure, sure, but this is a Dutch election. I need to know the important data - how tall is each Candidate?