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Started by Baron von Schtinkenbutt, April 21, 2025, 11:12:55 AM

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Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Josephus on April 21, 2025, 03:10:35 PMTechnically one doesn't have to be a cardinal to become pope. So I might put my name in.

So you did put your name into the goblet of fire!

Grey Fox

I don't think they are voting in anyone under the age of 70.

Peter Erdo - 72

Marc Ouellet at 80 could satisfy the global south for a couple of years while their good candidates age a little more.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Valmy

Quote from: Josephus on April 21, 2025, 03:10:35 PMTechnically one doesn't have to be a cardinal to become pope. So I might put my name in.

The last time that happened it led to the Western Schism. Just saying.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Yeah, Tagle would be a good choice, but I don't think they'll elect someone who is "only" 67.

Sophie Scholl

I'm going with Pierbattista Pizzaballa.  :pope:
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

While I love the name, Pizza Baller is definitely too young.  The cardinals have seemed hesitant to go for a candidate who's expected to last more than 15 years or so.

HVC

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 21, 2025, 04:58:23 PMWhile I love the name, Pizza Baller is definitely too young.  The cardinals have seemed hesitant to go for a candidate who's expected to last more than 15 years or so.

They all want a turn.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Solmyr

Clearly, Joe Biden should be the new Pope. He's the right age.

Josquius

#23
Hopefully the Papacy leads the way in learning from Trump and not going for a far right nut as has been long expected.
I mean sure, it's the pope. He's not going to be a progressive idol. But Francis was cool as  priests of conservative religions go.


Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 21, 2025, 04:58:23 PMWhile I love the name, Pizza Baller is definitely too young.  The cardinals have seemed hesitant to go for a candidate who's expected to last more than 15 years or so.

They need the deccenial media circus to retain relevance?
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crazy canuck

The Archbishop from Kabul?
Awarded 17 Zoupa points

In several surveys, the overwhelming first choice for what makes Canada unique is multiculturalism. This, in a world collapsing into stupid, impoverishing hatreds, is the distinctly Canadian national project.

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2025, 10:07:19 AMThe Archbishop from Kabul?

There is none. There was a Mission sui Juris before the Taliban take over https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_sui_iuris_of_Afghanistan

There is a Bishops' conference of Central Asia, however. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishops%27_Conference_of_Central_Asia

Baron von Schtinkenbutt


Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 22, 2025, 11:38:26 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on April 22, 2025, 11:36:03 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2025, 10:07:19 AMThe Archbishop from Kabul?

There is none. There was a Mission sui Juris before the Taliban take over https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_sui_iuris_of_Afghanistan

There is a Bishops' conference of Central Asia, however. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishops%27_Conference_of_Central_Asia

It's a reference...

Nestorius is a better one for Central Asia, despite not being catholic though these days historians are not sure if Nestorius was really... nestorian.

crazy canuck

Watch Conclave - its really quite a good movie.  Won the Oscar for best screen play and I think well deserved.

The Archbishop of Kabul is a character that plays a role in the movie.
Awarded 17 Zoupa points

In several surveys, the overwhelming first choice for what makes Canada unique is multiculturalism. This, in a world collapsing into stupid, impoverishing hatreds, is the distinctly Canadian national project.

Duque de Bragança

Can't say I remembered the movie.
Besides, Oscars are hardly an argument these days.

This is how a a pre-conclave could (not should ?) like :

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