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Another tragedy for the "WTF?" files

Started by Caliga, July 27, 2009, 12:44:03 PM

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DGuller

#15
July 27, 2009, 02:39:43 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 27, 2009, 02:38:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 02:25:30 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 27, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
Screw you, Caliga, I paid a lot of money for that lunch that I just lost.
If you convert to the Church of the Holy Gas Station Cafe, your food will cost less and taste better. :pope:

Hey, they could just grill his lunch up and serve it to him again. No-one would know the difference.  ;)
:lmfao:

Caliga

#16
July 27, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
Malthus, nobody expects the Kentucky Inquisition.  :menace:
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Ed Anger

#17
July 27, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
Malthus, nobody expects the Kentucky Inquisition.  :menace:

I outrank you.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#18
July 27, 2009, 02:44:05 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 27, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
Screw you, Caliga, I paid a lot of money for that lunch that I just lost.

I ate my lunch as I read that story...then I felt odd that I'd managed to still be hungry. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#19
July 27, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 27, 2009, 02:44:05 PM
I ate my lunch as I read that story...then I felt odd that I'd managed to still be hungry. -_-
Maybe you have a little Syt in you.
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garbon

#20
July 27, 2009, 02:45:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
Maybe you have a little Syt in you.

Well, I was eating a salad. :goodboy:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#21
July 27, 2009, 02:45:51 PM
Totally sick story Cal. :(
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Malthus

#22
July 27, 2009, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 27, 2009, 02:44:05 PM
I ate my lunch as I read that story...then I felt odd that I'd managed to still be hungry. -_-
Maybe you have a little Syt in you.

Not possible - Syt is still posting.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#23
July 27, 2009, 02:56:56 PM
I'm glad that the double meaning of my little joke was appreciated. :)
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Malthus

#24
July 27, 2009, 03:02:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 02:56:56 PM
I'm glad that the double meaning of my little joke was appreciated. :)

I'm just sorry we have genuine brain-eating action happening and I haven't been able to figure out a zombie joke angle.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Siege

#25
July 28, 2009, 12:30:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 01:43:19 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 27, 2009, 01:40:46 PM
So, people flashed their lights and honked at her, and she just kept driving?

Was she trying to commit suicide?
Given the details we know, I don't think that's possible.  I think she must have been having some sort of a psychological episode but didn't intend for this to happen.

Psychological episode?
Like what?

Being depressed because her husband left her with two kids?

By the way, there is no mention of her husband.
Who's the guy?
Did he die in Iraq?
That would change everything.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Eddie Teach

#26
July 28, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 02:56:56 PM
I'm glad that the double meaning of my little joke was appreciated. :)

Triple meaning. Don't forget the sexual reading.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tonitrus

#27
July 28, 2009, 01:01:49 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:30:45 AM
By the way, there is no mention of her husband.
Who's the guy?
Did he die in Iraq?
That would change everything.

Actually, that would still explain nothing.

Dying in Iraq =/= Baby-eating

Siege

#28
July 28, 2009, 01:07:48 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 28, 2009, 01:01:49 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:30:45 AM
By the way, there is no mention of her husband.
Who's the guy?
Did he die in Iraq?
That would change everything.

Actually, that would still explain nothing.

Dying in Iraq =/= Baby-eating

I meant the car crashing woman, not the baby eating one in Caliga's self hijack.




"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Jaron

#29
July 28, 2009, 01:19:21 AM
It would change nothing.
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