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Started by Josquius, June 28, 2024, 04:06:12 AM

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Caliga

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July 08, 2024, 10:49:07 AM Last Edit: July 08, 2024, 10:54:52 AM by Caliga
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2024, 12:55:59 PMBesides Cal is married -_-

Can't speak on his uncle though  :lol:
He's married.  My aunt is like two years older than me. :D

edit: Forgot to mention that they're separated though
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Legbiter

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July 08, 2024, 03:15:49 PM
My escape plan remains Iceland. If it's a zombie apocalypse then I'm good. We did very well through covid. Let's say the Left-Greens acquire a pure parliamentary majority (instead of being on the verge of extinction), well I register my domicile in Norway and hop on over there. Annoying, but not really a setback. If it's WW III I retire to the family land which has a second home cottage and room for a lot of agriculture.





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viper37

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July 11, 2024, 08:50:18 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on July 08, 2024, 03:15:49 PMMy escape plan remains Iceland. If it's a zombie apocalypse then I'm good. We did very well through covid. Let's say the Left-Greens acquire a pure parliamentary majority (instead of being on the verge of extinction), well I register my domicile in Norway and hop on over there. Annoying, but not really a setback. If it's WW III I retire to the family land which has a second home cottage and room for a lot of agriculture.


If it's a zombie apocalypse, it's a good idea to move there, I'll keep that in mind. :P

If it's some kind of totalitarian soft take over, I'm slowly preparing for the worst.  You never know when the commies are gonna take over here, so I might be inclined to move in some warmer country.  Or just shoot myself.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Valmy

#63
July 11, 2024, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on July 08, 2024, 03:15:49 PMMy escape plan remains Iceland. If it's a zombie apocalypse then I'm good. We did very well through covid. Let's say the Left-Greens acquire a pure parliamentary majority (instead of being on the verge of extinction), well I register my domicile in Norway and hop on over there. Annoying, but not really a setback. If it's WW III I retire to the family land which has a second home cottage and room for a lot of agriculture.

Wait...do you not live in Iceland?
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Valmy

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July 11, 2024, 09:20:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2024, 07:05:32 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2024, 05:56:35 PM
Quote from: OttoVonBismarck on June 30, 2024, 03:21:33 PMThe idea any of you would need an escape plan is fake and dumb.

Yeah? Well what happens if I wait too long and Baltimore closes its borders?

I'll sponsor your visa, hon. HE'S WIFF ME

Thanks pal. I could finally live out my days eating crab cakes and duckpin bowling.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Josquius

#65
July 11, 2024, 11:50:19 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on July 08, 2024, 03:15:49 PMMy escape plan remains Iceland. If it's a zombie apocalypse then I'm good. We did very well through covid. Let's say the Left-Greens acquire a pure parliamentary majority (instead of being on the verge of extinction), well I register my domicile in Norway and hop on over there. Annoying, but not really a setback. If it's WW III I retire to the family land which has a second home cottage and room for a lot of agriculture

So this official languish holiday cottage in Iceland....
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