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Started by Baron von Schtinkenbutt, April 21, 2025, 11:12:55 AM

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Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Josephus on April 21, 2025, 03:10:35 PMTechnically one doesn't have to be a cardinal to become pope. So I might put my name in.

So you did put your name into the goblet of fire!

Grey Fox

I don't think they are voting in anyone under the age of 70.

Peter Erdo - 72

Marc Ouellet at 80 could satisfy the global south for a couple of years while their good candidates age a little more.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Valmy

Quote from: Josephus on April 21, 2025, 03:10:35 PMTechnically one doesn't have to be a cardinal to become pope. So I might put my name in.

The last time that happened it led to the Western Schism. Just saying.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Yeah, Tagle would be a good choice, but I don't think they'll elect someone who is "only" 67.

Sophie Scholl

I'm going with Pierbattista Pizzaballa.  :pope:
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

While I love the name, Pizza Baller is definitely too young.  The cardinals have seemed hesitant to go for a candidate who's expected to last more than 15 years or so.

HVC

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 21, 2025, 04:58:23 PMWhile I love the name, Pizza Baller is definitely too young.  The cardinals have seemed hesitant to go for a candidate who's expected to last more than 15 years or so.

They all want a turn.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Solmyr

Clearly, Joe Biden should be the new Pope. He's the right age.

Josquius

#23
Hopefully the Papacy leads the way in learning from Trump and not going for a far right nut as has been long expected.
I mean sure, it's the pope. He's not going to be a progressive idol. But Francis was cool as  priests of conservative religions go.


Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 21, 2025, 04:58:23 PMWhile I love the name, Pizza Baller is definitely too young.  The cardinals have seemed hesitant to go for a candidate who's expected to last more than 15 years or so.

They need the deccenial media circus to retain relevance?
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Duque de Bragança

Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2025, 10:07:19 AMThe Archbishop from Kabul?

There is none. There was a Mission sui Juris before the Taliban take over https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_sui_iuris_of_Afghanistan

There is a Bishops' conference of Central Asia, however. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishops%27_Conference_of_Central_Asia

Baron von Schtinkenbutt


Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 22, 2025, 11:38:26 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on April 22, 2025, 11:36:03 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2025, 10:07:19 AMThe Archbishop from Kabul?

There is none. There was a Mission sui Juris before the Taliban take over https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_sui_iuris_of_Afghanistan

There is a Bishops' conference of Central Asia, however. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishops%27_Conference_of_Central_Asia

It's a reference...

Nestorius is a better one for Central Asia, despite not being catholic though these days historians are not sure if Nestorius was really... nestorian.

crazy canuck

Watch Conclave - its really quite a good movie.  Won the Oscar for best screen play and I think well deserved.

The Archbishop of Kabul is a character that plays a role in the movie.

Duque de Bragança

Can't say I remembered the movie.
Besides, Oscars are hardly an argument these days.

This is how a a pre-conclave could (not should ?) like :

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