And, now, for something completely different

[Norgy]

It's a fair cop. I hear hanging is not the worst way to go.

[PDH]

"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"
– Lt. Frank Drebin

[celedhring]

It wasn't precisely subtle but I laughed at the one about a neo-nazi winning a KKK district in Alabama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZRVZce5Qs&t=4s