The adventures of AI Facebook Jesus (Picture heavy)

Started by Razgovory, March 12, 2024, 11:15:09 PM

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The Minsky Moment

#45
March 14, 2024, 01:33:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 14, 2024, 01:17:39 PMI had never considered BB wearing a Mountie hat with Ukrainian colored pants in court before, but that is how I think he should be remembered.

Ukrainian colored *pleated* pants.  Don't neglect the details.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

The Minsky Moment

#46
March 14, 2024, 01:33:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2024, 01:09:44 PMOK seriously - what prompts did you have to give to get this?

Trade secrets.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

Barrister

#47
March 14, 2024, 02:43:08 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on March 14, 2024, 01:33:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2024, 01:09:44 PMOK seriously - what prompts did you have to give to get this?

Trade secrets.

 :mad:
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Razgovory

#48
March 14, 2024, 11:10:01 PM
So I have some more.  Keep in mind that most of these are just shitty faux-devotional images.  People building an image of Jesus in the sand, people carving an image of Jesus out of wood, or people building a statue of Jesus out of soda cans or noodles or lettuce in a third world country.  I tend to focus on the weird ones  I mean ones where some poor African builds a statue of Jesus out of vegetables is kinda weird.  But I like the ones that either fail completely or don't make much sense.

There were several Transexual Jesuses.  Here they are carrying a tiger.  There was a bunch where Jesus carries some sort of animal in an airplane including an elephant.  But the Trans aspect is pretty weird.  There are several other Trans
 Jesuses


Here's Jesus as half-pilot, half-tiger and half-flight attendant





Another Trans Jesus with disembodied hands



Another Trans Jesus and tiger.  Maybe they are in a relationship

There were several ones involving motorbikes.  Not sure why.


Here's an odd theme: Jesus attacked by sharks.  There are some where he is attacked by crocodiles as well.

Here's Jesus saving a crocodile from shark-o-diles?  

Jesus saves... most of the time.  

"Yeah, the picture messed up the shark and plane are the same creature."  "Eh, I'll post it anyway"

I found several crustacean Jesuses. He was boiled for our sins.




It's weird to see people saying "Amen" to this

"Take my hand"

This Jesus is holding that gray monster close.  Also he has three arms.

I just couldn't stop laughing at this one
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

#49
March 14, 2024, 11:44:27 PM
The crustacean Jesuses...

Oh my.

And I consider myself a Christian.

I just don't know what to say about those.
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The Brain

#50
March 15, 2024, 01:26:07 AM
Jesus Christ.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#51
March 15, 2024, 09:26:05 AM




I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Razgovory

#52
March 15, 2024, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2024, 11:44:27 PMThe crustacean Jesuses...

Oh my.

And I consider myself a Christian.

I just don't know what to say about those.
Red Lobster "all you can eat shrimp" on Lenten Friday?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#54
March 15, 2024, 02:14:49 PM

Ia!  Ia!  Covfefe fthagn!
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Razgovory

#55
March 26, 2024, 11:44:16 PM
Okay, got some more.  There are bunch of shark ones lately.  Probably inspired by the Sermon to the Sharks in Mark.



Here's Jesus being eaten by a shark and pulling someone in.  Maybe it's a transubstation thing.




By our powers combined!

No comment

And nobody finds this odd

Jesus meets the Thing

Kinda of a wickerman thing going on here.  Also a giant bug


I think Jesus borrowed his ride in this one

Jesus is wearing a shark and trying to catch the bus.

Sharkmen and Tigermen

I'm not certain Jesus is in this one.

Jesus and a monster save transJesus

Yeti Jesus on the beach

Jesus saves Jesus

Jesus his wife and son and his flying sheep

Jesus is ripped

Big Jesus

This one is really shitty 

Not Jesus but an AI Trump supporter truck

Jesus gets all the hos

This one is a pro-Palestinian one.  It has break dancing IDF and a guy protecting Al-Aqsa.  It's fairly representative of what people think is going on over there

Finally, Jesus as a shark

He tore her in half!  

Sometimes I get Muslim ones.  They don't make sense either.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#56
March 27, 2024, 02:20:51 AM
I am grateful that these days you don't have to wonder what twisted mind created abominations like these. Also, I got stomach pain from laughing.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Tamas

#57
March 27, 2024, 03:10:28 AM
 :lol: Awesome, but also stuff of nightmares.

grumbler

#58
March 27, 2024, 07:46:00 AM
Awesome job curating these.  I shudder to think of the many images you had to view to get to these "best."
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

The Minsky Moment

#59
March 27, 2024, 09:23:16 AM
Rolling Coal in My Barthole is the best political slogan ever.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson
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