The adventures of AI Facebook Jesus (Picture heavy)

[Razgovory]

So I use Facebook quite a bit.  Mostly I just mindlessly scroll because I'm bored and don't feel like doing anything productive.  I often get odd results and weird recommendations.  Recently, I've gotten surreal pictures of Jesus on my feed.  Sometimes Jesus is fighting the Devil, sometimes he's pulling people out of mud, sometimes he's with a pregnant Virgin Mary or at a nativity with flying rabbits.  A common theme is Jesus with airplane stewardess.  There was one picture that had three adult Jesuses looking at baby Jesus.  The pictures are all AI generated and the comment section is filled with people saying "Amen"  Like several hundred or thousand people saying "Amen".  I've come to the conclusion that the people are bots, because when someone interacts with them they don't respond.  I'm guessing there is a scam here, but I don't understand it.  Anyway, I started saving the images with the intent to post them here, because they are kinda funny.  



I don't know what this one means.




We talk about Jesus rising from the dead on Easter, but we don't talk about how he spent his other Easters.


Here's Jesus on a plane with a bunch of soldiers


Jesus as a grain deity

This is Jesus bring in the dough

This is MAGA Jesus with a soldier carrying the head of his comrade

This seems to be feast with some chunky nurses and airplanes

Two stewardess with the same face.  One has three arms.

Jesus growing out the controls of an overcrowded cockpit.

Jesus talking to a pilot in the woods.

This is Jesus with trying out a new vibe

This is one is Jesus mixed with Hindu or Buddhist monkeys

This is Jesus being held up by the Devil

Big snake Jesus 
I don't know what this means

Not Jesus, but just how imagine Dguller.

Jesus destroying a city

This is a unique interpretation of the Pieta.  Jesus holds Jesus and his arms are feet plus helicopters.

Santa washes Jesus' feet.  
I have dreams that make more sense than this

This appears to be Jesus blessing a monster

Theology is a bit iffy on this one 

I think this one is self explanatory


This isn't Facebook Jesus, just something I'm going to make you see

Jesus being pulled out the mud

An odd last supper

Transexual Jesus

I think this was in the Gospel of John

Jesus completely

 missing the Devil


Jesus as an airplane

The Devil trying to get his daughter back

Jesus riding a giant pig

Jesus and a weretiger?

Yeah, I got nothing

Jesus and the boobs

Found this one today.

[Zanza]

  I have used those picture generating AIs for similarly absurd and bizarre creations. Not sure if the technology is a step in the right direction for humanity. 

[Syt]

That's some really shitty AI work there.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

Those were a bunch of good laughs.
Thanks for that. 

[Admiral Yi]

I totally get the White Christian Nationalist ones, but what the fuck is going on with the stewardesses??

[Josquius]

Second to last.
I wish to see this movie.

[Syt]

I asked Midjourney for a kitschy religious painting of Jesus guiding Lincoln's hand while signing the 13th Amendment.



(Had to re-do Jesus' face because MJ duplicated Lincoln's face )

[Duque de Bragança]

Second to last.
I wish to see this movie.

This Jim Wynorski movie could do, provided it were slightly reworked or reimagined:
 

[grumbler]

I'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners. 

[Maladict]

I'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners. 

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of airborne vehicles.

[Iormlund]

I'm not a tattoo guy, but those celestial ones preggo Jesus is sporting are lit.

[Josephus]

I didn't know JC had a fat girl fetish....not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Razgovory]

Forgot one.  Jesus straight up killing a baby.

[Josephus]

I'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners. 

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of airborne vehicles.

python reference. Nice

[The Brain]

Amen.