You Become a Refugee.

[Savonarola]

The most likely scenario for me is a hurricane.  I would pack a week long trip, take my wife and the dogs and drive to Michigan or (depending on my work schedule) the Greater Toronto Area.  I'd get a pet friendly AirBnB and spend a week (or longer again depending on work.)

Long term is in the hands of the insurance company. 

(Actually, unless the roof blows off, there's probably not going to be major issues.  Our house has stood since the 1950s and we don't live in a flood plain.)

[The Brain]

I don't leave home without my AmEx.

[PDH]

I criss cross the globe living off the credit cards while spending enormous sums on hookers and blow.  When the money runs out I explain that it wasn't my fault.

[Zanza]

Saw this on Reddit - no source provided though:

[Syt]

Swedes/Norwegians are in for a surprise if shit goes down in Scandinavia.