Schtick 'em Up

[DGuller]

Sometimes I'm serious, sometimes I'm clearly not.  It really depends on my boredom level and mood.

[Ed Anger]

I don't give my real opinion on most things. I launch a one liner usually based on the poster (Josq and his alcoholism, Cal and biscuits, etc.).

Or I pull a move quote out of my ass.

But I want to get to know THE REAL Ed Anger. 

Ask away. I grant you a boon. One question.

[The Brain]

I lie all the time.

[The Brain]

I don't give my real opinion on most things. I launch a one liner usually based on the poster (Josq and his alcoholism, Cal and biscuits, etc.).

Or I pull a move quote out of my ass.

But I want to get to know THE REAL Ed Anger. 

Ask away. I grant you a boon. One question.

How about the weather lately?

[Caliga]

Ask away. I grant you a boon. One question.

When do I get my Colonel's Commission?  Do not answer in the form of a question.

[Ed Anger]

Ask away. I grant you a boon. One question.

When do I get my Colonel's Commission?  Do not answer in the form of a question.

When do I get my 20,000 dollars?

[Valmy]

I always answer from the depths of my heart and soul.

[Caliga]

When do I get my 20,000 dollars?

You suck at following instructions.

[Ed Anger]

When do I get my 20,000 dollars?

You suck at following instructions.

You suck at not understanding that I don't follow orders.

[HVC]

When do I get my 20,000 dollars?

You suck at following instructions.

You suck at not understanding that I don't follow orders.

i order you not to give me a Colonel's Commission!

[katmai]

No Schtick, i'm usually this laconic and if i do have a response it's sarcastic.

[CountDeMoney]

My entire existence is a schtick, since I'm really a 19yo WF bl/bl bi cheerleader, 36c-24-36. U?

[Strix]

Almost always naturally. At least until B&G Schtick Brothers come along.

[Monoriu]

The things I say here are actually much closer to what I really think and feel than the things I say in real life. 

[Maximus]

I usually don't say anything unless I have something to say.