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Started by mongers, December 31, 2022, 07:11:59 PM

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Josquius

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 02, 2023, 01:46:55 PMThe walrus has now arrived at Blyth :

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/02/walrus-swims-north-to-northumberland-after-yorkshire-recuperation

 :cool:

Happy New Year!!!


Man. If only I'd seen this earlier.
There's definitely a market for a walrus alerts app.
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Syt

Quote from: Sheilbh on January 01, 2023, 10:40:20 AMHappy New Year! :w00t:

And a delightful story for it. Scarborough cancelled their fireworks because a walrus has turned up in the harbour and is having a nap on its journey North :lol:

You forgot to mention that he was having a wank in the harbor, too. :o :P

https://twitter.com/PastorAlexLove/status/1609334723259539456

(Link shows masturbating walrus - probably NSFW)
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mongers

Quote from: Syt on January 03, 2023, 04:49:34 AM(Link shows masturbating walrus - probably NSFW)

Bet you never thought you'd ever be writing that sentence. :D
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Syt

:D True, but if you spend some time on Paradox forums, it's the kind of thing that barely registers anymore. :P

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Legbiter

Quote from: Sheilbh on January 01, 2023, 10:40:20 AMHappy New Year! :w00t:

And a delightful story for it. Scarborough cancelled their fireworks because a walrus has turned up in the harbour and is having a nap on its journey North :lol:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/dec/31/walrus-sighting-draws-crowds-to-scarborough-on-new-years-eve


Guess who just showed up in Iceland. :ccr



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Even Iceland does not escape the worldwide refugee crisis...
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Sheilbh

Glad to see Thor the wanking walrus is still doing well :)
Let's bomb Russia!

Legbiter

He slept in, ate the herring the harbormaster offered then swam off to Greenland. Mating season is starting soon so he's right on schedule. No incidents of self-love were reported.
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