And we're back!
Started by Berkut, September 16, 2021, 09:55:39 AM
QuotePOSTED: AUGUST 181. Tell your friends about the game. Nobody is interested2. Argue why everyone should buy it. Everyone disagrees.3. After a long persuasion, everyone reluctantly agrees to buy the game.4. Start the game and play together for couple of hours. Be unable to continue. Your friends continue anyway.5. Come back after couple of days. The village has been built and the first two bosses has been slain.6. Follow your friends as they manically introduce all their new gear and weapons. Fake laugh alongside your friends. Play couple hours and tell them you will have more time to play in weekend. Disconnect from the server.7. Come back again in Friday. Check your friends' steam profiles. See that they have played Valheim for over 100 hours during the last week.8. Enter the server. The whole kingdom with taverns, castles and stonewalls has been built. Only the final boss is remaining to be slain. Admire your friends new attire; glimmering swords and golden capes. Listen to your friends when they guide you to how to skip the entire game to get the best gear available. Find your personal corner with your bed and crappy gear turned to a storage room. The only house you previously built is used as a pen for breeding boars. Fake laugh again alongside your friends.9. Follow your friends as they leave the base to gather materials. Encounter the first low level mob that kills you due to your low level and poor gear. Resurrect and spin around the base without any purpose for couple hours. Quit the game when your friends are still on their voyage.10. Next morning check your WhatsApp where your friends boast on the group chat how they have slayed the final boss and finished the game. Nobody is interested to play it anymore. Uninstall the game for good.5/5 great experience.
Quote from: Berkut on May 02, 2022, 08:51:22 AMWould anyone be interested in a Languish shared server?
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